Tobirama Senju (tobirama) wrote in itai,
@ 2009-10-16 14:57:00

Why don't I get a wallet picture?

	devilswalknstik 2009-10-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	There is no room to put you in there. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I know there's no pictures of your kids in there so don't lie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-10-16 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	I am not a fan of the wallet picture. Hot days being in the back pocket, sweating, gets into the wallet and then it ruins it. As much as I love you brother, having you pressed against my bum each day isn't a good family bonding trick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

tobirama
2009-10-16 11:56 pm UTC (link)

I have a picture of you.

See, some women like to see that kind of sensitive brotherly family bond. It's how you can tell what they want from you. Hypothetically, put yourself in a club. If a woman starts talking to you about her sister or something, you show her your brother and if she's interested it means she's the lonely girl looking for commitment, and "the one," who will swoop her off her feet and give her a domestic life with a family. That's your type, isn't it?

On the contrary if she's instantly put off by it, she's just after a good time and you should tuck it away quickly or she won't put out.

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	devilswalknstik 2009-10-17 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Similar to the fake wedding band and the "I'm married" trick. That would have been sound advice if I was out on the market. If you said something a while ago, then maybe I could have tried it. You don't really pick up lonely women at a club do you? I'm pretty sure a lot of them are just looking for one night stands. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
	That's only women who do the fake wedding band trick. Men would never do something to discourage getting hit on. And wait, off the market? With that guy? Since when do prostitutes settle down? Lonely guys generally approve of the one night stand option. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

devilswalknstik
2009-10-17 01:44 am UTC (link)

I'm sure there is plenty of men that do that... maybe. Not that I pay much attention to what other males do. Hmm. This might explain my failure in the dating world.

But what is the point in only finding a temporary fix? Finding someone who will be there night after night is more rewarding, waking up to them instead of seeing them sneaking out of your bed regretting their drunken mistake.

He isn't a prostitute... that was more of a bad analogy on my part. But yes, I actually took your advice and just told him what I felt and here we are now.

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tobirama
2009-10-17 01:49 am UTC (link)

Men and women don't think the same. That's too deceptive to be a man's idea.

It's hard to be romantic and happy at the same time. Maybe you were content sitting around and waiting for your perfect person, but I'm a little more restless.

I don't think it's a bad analogy for someone you paid to sleep with. But if he's not into that then I'm happy for you. If he ever strays from you though, I might have to hurt him. I wouldn't hit a woman for hurting you, but I'd hit a man no problem.

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devilswalknstik
2009-10-17 02:17 am UTC (link)

There were a few failures along the way, but now I'm at a place where I can say I'm happy again. Finally. It has been a long time. Maybe you will settle down and maybe you aren't meant to. Just as long as you are happy with it.

Long story, a lot of history that would take forever to explain and you probably either fall asleep or think I am crazy. But thank you. We may need to tag team if that happens, he has many family members at his disposal. Two against four... good odds.

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	tobirama 2009-10-17 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should go gay. I don't think I could ever put a... yeah, in my mouth though. I actually shuddered. You haven't shown me a picture. Does he get to stay in your wallet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-10-17 03:08 am UTC (link)
	It's not that bad, not very good either. Not something that I would prefer to do on a regular basis and I didn't throw up this time... ignore that. I have one on my phone, not in my wallet. This is the new age Tobirama, keeping everything on cells. I have a photo of you on there. And people say that I am behind with the times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-17 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Throw up? Go on. It's good to be old-fashioned about some things. I like holding photos, feels more personal. When did you become so cold and digital? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-10-17 04:24 am UTC (link)
	It was not a pleasant experience the first time. Just fluids... gagging and well, she wasn't happy. I am not cold. I am finally embracing technology. You can print them out and still hold them. You make me feel like I'm a terrible person when you say it like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-18 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-18 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Do you do it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-18 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Do what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-18 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Wallet pictures. You know, you put one of someone you care about in there, or family... whatever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-18 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you put a picture in your wallet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-18 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	For quick reference. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	In case you forget what someone looks like? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-19 02:09 am UTC (link)
	In case you want to show someone else what someone looks like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-19 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	If it was your kids, I guess. I'd show off my kids. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-19 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that would be the idea. To show someone off. I think brothers should show each other off too, but I might be the only one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2009-10-19 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	You shouldn't show him off. That makes other people interested and they'll take him away from you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-10-19 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	There's nobody who could do that, even if they tried. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)