the_hyper_teen (the_hyper_teen) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2010-06-28 01:31:00

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THE COMING OF THE HYPER-TEEN!
Anyone who kept a close watch on anything closer to the Earth than the moon probably took notice as two space-ships suddenly arrived in orbit, one towing the other.

Both were head-shaped.

Onboard the connecting tunnel between the two ships, the younger of two men surveys the Earth with awe.

"So.... great father, this is the planet where you wish Varon to make his mark upon the universe?"

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	dc_adult 2010-07-07 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	"Indeed, my son!" Vartox bellowed, as was his way. A mighty bellow announced one's presence to the world and bid the women to welcome you. "It is here that a boy might become a man!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)

"But how is the Hyper Teen to know which heroes to ally himself with? This world's inhabitants are so confused! Why, according to the science council's research, they still lack even a central government for their dominant race!" Varon shakes his head.

The humans didn't even recognize when their culture had a chance to peak, approximately three to four 'decades' earlier.

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	dc_adult 2010-07-07 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	"They are a primitive race, yes," he replied, "but still one that may yet make something of itself. And with such an example of our people there to guide them, how can they not?" He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I have been monitoring their Earth-transmissions through the Grove-a-scope. It would seem there are several organizations with heroes close to your age." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-07 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Varon embraces his father tightly, sheltering his head against his shoulder. "I will miss you, father. As I will miss all the citizens of Tynol, but I will do our culture proud as I bring added protection to Earth." He pulls a note from his vest pocket. "In case of emergencies, I am to contact Kara Zor-L, yes?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

dc_adult
2010-07-07 11:26 pm UTC (link)

Vartox returned the embrace. He was proud of his son and was certain he would only do well on the planet called Earth. "Tynol shall miss you, my son, but the time has come for you to explore the wider galaxy and sow your most wild oats."

"Yes," he agreed. "If you ever find yourself in trouble, merely seek her out and she will aid you."

He turned his head, wiping at his eyes. "Forgive me, my son. I did not wish for you to see the Manly Tears of Vartox..."

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	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-07 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	"Hyper-tears shed for one's family are never to be ashamed of, father!" Varon protests reassuringly, moving away towards his own headship. "I will use the Messagius Drive if I need to reach you for any reason!" He turns, for despite his words, it would not do well for any to see the Hyper Teen weep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dc_adult 2010-07-07 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Many were the Manly Hyper-Tears of Vartox shed when he was certain his son could no longer see him. His heart did wish to burst with Hyper-Pride! And soon, the whole of the planet Earth would come to know his son, come to know Varon...the Hyper-Teen! (Reply to this)(Parent)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-07 11:44 pm UTC (link)

After a night of rest and regaining his composure, Varon flew the Supersonic Headship into Earth's atmosphere. The first city for Varon to investigate was Saint Frank Is Go. Such a curious name, but the city had tested higher than nearly any other on the Tynolan scale of liveliness and diversity. It also had a rich history of young heroes! Surely, here was where Varon could begin to make his mark on the world.

One would think the citizens had never seen a headship before though, the way they were reacting.

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	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Dinah was channel surfing on the couch when a news report came up. She looked over to the bottle of Soder Cola she was drinking from. "...Maybe it's time I gave this stuff up." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-10 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	The news doesn't usually interest Pippi, but she seems to have decided Dinah is really smart, and therefore awesome in some way. "Hey, that ship kinds of looks like a frowny face. Why would someone make a bunch of sad space ships?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-10 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't know," Dinah admitted. "But it's disturbing the locals. What say we check it out?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-10 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	"Alright! Let me get into costume and we can go!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
	"I'll be prepping the Bug. Meet me in the Hangar." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-11 12:47 am UTC (link)

The headship continues cruising quietly above the city, spreading not so much panic at this point, but a plentiful portion of confusion and frantic energy.

It then begins coming lower, one of the eyes opening, revealing a young man standing in... not much.

"CITIZENS OF EARTHLING CITY OF SAINT FRANK IS GO!" An amplified voice booms.

"VARON - THE HYPER-TEEN, HAS COME TO YOUR PLANET TO AID IN ITS DEFENSES! DO NOT BE AFRAID, EVEN THOUGH VARON HAS POWERS WHICH COULD REDUCE THIS AND MANY OTHER CITIES TO RUBBLE. HE BESEECHES YOU NOW, WHERE CAN THE HYPER-TEEN PROCURE THE EARTHLING DELICACY KNOWN AS PIZZA? WITH PEPPERONI, IF POSSIBLE."

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	bobblehead 2010-07-11 03:31 am UTC (link)
	"Huh, that costume is terrible. And he sounds dumb." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-11 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	"...where are his pants?" Dinah managed. She put on the Bug's external speakers. "Hey! This is a no-parking zone, buddy!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-11 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ah! An Earth vehicle! "Greetings costumed adventurers!" Varon flies down to greet them, landing on the windshield of the vehicle. "Varon thanks you for greeting him upon his arrival. The Hyper Teen bids you come forth, and experience all that Varon has to offer!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-12 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pippi bounces up onto the vehicle, making an impressive leap in her own right. She eyes the man curiously. "Welcome to Earth. Why is your space ship angry?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	...He was on her ship. With his... his... in front of her windshield... "You're causing a panic pal," Dinah said. "You gotta move that ship." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-13 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Varon grins at the reception, then furrows his brow in curiosity. "The aesthetic of the headship displeases you, fair one? It is the pinnacle of Tynolan ingenuity and the workings of the hyper-mind of VARTOX - THE HYPER MAN!" He pauses, then grins again. "My father." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're frightening the locals. Move it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-24 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Pippi blinks, working over big words like aesthetic and ingenuity - the last one especially confuses her. Go figure. "Ok, so why did Vartox make the ship angry?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)

"The headship is NOT angry! It is merely decorated with an appropriately stern visage to illustrate its grandeur!" Varon protests, slightly annoyed.

"But very well! The Hyper Teen has no wish to bring fear to the inhabitants of this simple planet." He flies back to the ship, turning on a cloaking device, then flying back to the insectoid craft.

"Might you be superheroes by any chance?"

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	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-25 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	From what God-forsaken corner of the universe did they dig this guy up? "...Depends. What happens if we say yes?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-26 12:10 am UTC (link)
	"Ha ha ha!" Varon bellows with laughter. "What a silly little thing you are. The Hyper Teen has come to this planet to aid in its defense, and, naturally, to ally himself with its champions!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)