「ᶯicole → ᵝoot」 (nicoles) wrote,
@ 2011-09-18 22:15:00

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List of Things Nicole Does Not Enjoy:
- Wearing very feminine dresses while people snap pictures from all sides
~~- Being too fat still for said feminine dresses THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT~~

Four days. Too late to back out of the whole enormous and highly publicized ceremony idea, isn't it?

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	martianmartin 2011-09-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
	But it's a party! FOR US! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-19 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Only after the horrifyingly public spectacle being made. The party I take little to no issue with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-19 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Aw, but that's the best part! My vows are totally going to kick your vows' ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-19 12:49 am UTC (link)
	~~Shit SHIT vows~~ Yes, I'm... sure they will ~~BUT HOW DO YOU WRITE VOWS~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-19 12:50 am UTC (link)
	You're actually admitting that my vows are going to be better than yours? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NICOLE?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-19 12:53 am UTC (link)
	They will be, though! I admit absolute defeat on anything wedding-related! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nicoles 2011-09-19 12:58 am UTC (link)
	~~I'M HONESTLY FREAKING OUT HOW ARE YOU CALM~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-19 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well...I dunno if I like that! I want to be amazed too, yanno! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-19 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I would be fine if I had any bloody idea how to be a girl about any of this! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-19 01:15 am UTC (link)
	All you gotta do is talk about why you love me! What's so bad about that?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MARTIN nicoles 2011-09-19 01:17 am UTC (link)
	YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING AND I AM STILL TOO FAT TO FIT INTO MY DRESS AND EVERY STUPID RAG EVER IS GOING TO HAVE PICTURES! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	NICK martianmartin 2011-09-19 01:20 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE NOT FAT DON'T EVER SAY THAT THAT IS PURE BABY MAKING BODY STUFF OKAY! And---they're not! We've got the best security and----we'll be fine! Only our friends will be there and---You really don't think you'll be looking beautiful? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

BOOT

nicoles
2011-09-19 01:24 am UTC (link)

THE MIRROR SAYS THAT IT'S FAT, AND THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE FOR IT SINCE I'VE BEEN SNEAKING ONTO THE UNITED PITCH TO PRACTICE FOR WEEKS NOW.

I don't----like being both hormonal and famous and holding big events that people care about even when they're not involved and have no business in it! And confessing love in front of big crowds full of manly Quidditch players!

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	NICK!! martianmartin 2011-09-19 01:26 am UTC (link)
	FINE! Shit! Let's just go get married right now at some court or whatever! Dunno why you planned this big to-do if you don't like it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BOOT!! nicoles 2011-09-19 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Except we paid money for it and--my parents would murder me, I---no. We have to. AND I DIDN'T PLAN IT, I HIRED A PLANNER, I have nothing to do with this! Not my fault! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I AM NOT CALLING YOU BARDERA martianmartin 2011-09-19 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Look. It's not about your parents, it's not about our guests, it's not about whatever camera guys hide in the bushes. It's about us, and I want to marry you, and I think you want to marry me. So tell all the things that are scaring you to fuck off because we're getting married and it's a good thing, damn it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

I THINK YOU JUST DID ANYWAY

nicoles
2011-09-19 01:36 am UTC (link)

I do! I mean--I want to marry you, that's stupid, I didn't say yes just to say it, but. I don't know. I'm supposed to be all glowing and walking on air and all of that and I am absolute shite at this kind of thing.

---Can we still go to the courthouse, you think? I mean... have the wedding, because it's... no really, I won't live if my mother doesn't see me in a dress, I have three brothers and no sisters and she will Literally Murder Me, but---maybe if that part is just over with it might help?

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	...TECHNICALITY martianmartin 2011-09-19 01:39 am UTC (link)
	I mean, we've got the license and stuff, right? And if we do it now, then you won't have to worry about me running away at the altar, which we both know is your real reason for being so freaked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	FINE nicoles 2011-09-19 01:41 am UTC (link)
	If you ran away at the altar, I'd tackle you to the ground and probably feel a lot better and more lighthearted about the whole situation, if we're being honest... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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