Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2008-01-20 12:01:00

006. 10/12/97
WARDED AGAINST PROFESSORS
ARGH MY EYES. My poor, precious, unharmed eyes! Why! Why me? Bloody fucking hell. Madam Pince. Library. Filch. KISSING. SODDING KISSING IN THE LIBRARY. Oh gross. Oh sodding gross. Someone distract me please. Make me think of something else. Get that horrible, horrible image out of my head. Please. Give me anything, anything else to think about.

Merlin. I need a bloody drink.

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	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	You need a drink, aren't you all bad-arsed. ...they were WHAT? You're lying. You're a lying liar, Ron. That's the first sign of the apocalypse, and I don't see any two-headed dogs lazing about yet. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	'M'NOT LYING. Why would I lie about this? I went in there to return a quidditch book and there they were behind the sodding front desk! Snogging away like mad. I'm scarred for life, I am, Gin! How about a little sympathy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh sorry, Ron, come and hide behind me, I'll protect you from the big bad snogging. It's so evil and scary... Uh--for clarification? Mrs. Norris wasn't...involved...was she? ~~Ew, I just grossed myself out.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Ha Ha, Ginny. Wouldn't you be a bit scarred at the moment had you seen it? I'll never get that image out of my head! Oh, ew, Gin. Gross. How could you even... no! No, Mrs. Norris was not there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

theweasleygirl
2008-01-20 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Oh come on, Ron! Mrs. Norris and Filch have a relationship that borders on Dare Not Speak Its Name, y'know? It's important that we clarify, for overimaginitive minds, yeah?

And besides, Pince spends a lotta time alone in the library...and not all of the Forbidden Books are about the Dark Arts...maybe she's been doing a bit o'leisure readin' and got curious...?

~~I'm going to have to bleach my eyes after this. Gross out Ron, yes, but gross out me, too. Six in one, half dozen in e'other...~~

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	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	What? Are you suggesting Pince was reading... and then went looking for Filch to help? Gross. Where are you getting this stuff? You're not supposed to be thinking about this stuff! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	That might be what I'm suggesting...or maybe you just have a suggestible mind, hmm? And--I'm not supposed to be thinking about what stuff, Ron? Pray tell, what is off-limits here? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Everything! Everything except school and.. and family! And friends. You're not allowed to think of anything else! Specficially anything of that sort. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

theweasleygirl
2008-01-20 06:35 pm UTC (link)

Oh, well, thank you, Mother, tis so good of you to censor me like I'm still in the bloody pram! Can you change my nappies while you're at it?

Good: I can think about friends and friendship at least. For you see, I have this friend Harry, maybe you know him? I'll just think about him. A lot. Deal with that, you sodding prude. Don't make me throw Lavender and Linda Moon back atcha, Ronald

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	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You... GINNY! Fine, fine... think about whatever you sodding want you evil woman just don't tell me any thought that involves my best mate! I don't want to know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, trust me...I don't want you to know, either. ~~You couldn't handle it.~~ So! Pince and Mrs. Norris, eh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	What? Why not? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! You know what? No. Scratch that. I really don't want to know! Pince and Filch! FILCH. Not that bloody cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	1) No, Ron, you don't want to. I'd like my boyfriend to stay in one piece, thank you. 2) Well. It was Pince and Filch...to your knowledge. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Harry's safe. For now. To my knowledge? What the bloody hell does that mean? I know what I saw! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	~~For now. Good Merlin, Ron, you're oh so tough.~~ I'm jus' saying: you don't know what was happening before, do you? I got one word for you: foreplay. Meow. ~~EW.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Merlin, Ginny! You sound like Fred and George! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Ron! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	What? Nice? Have you snapped your twig? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	A whole bushel full. What, would you rather I be more like Percy? Then I could just take that twig and shove it up me arse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what's worse... Fred and George or Percy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, c'mon, what have Fred and George ever done to you? Other than experiment all of the Wheezes...apparate into our rooms when we've asked for privacy...gotten you into hideous trouble with Mum and Dad too many times to count...nearly killed you at least five or six times that we can remember... Hmm. Yeah, still would pick them over Perce. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I reckon anyone's better than Percy. He's too much of a stick in the mud. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's not where the stick is, Ronnie. ...so about the snogging. Were they also playing handsies? Did they look like this was their first time round the pitch or do you think this is part of an illicit affair? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Why do you keep bringing it up?! I do not want to think about if it was an affair or a one time deal or anything of the sort! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-20 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	When you squirm, you're so adorable. Are your ears red yet? Or should I ask if it was a mere snog? Or if it was that kind of snog that is practically tongue shagging? Okay, wow, I'm getting nauseous now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Merlin, Ginny, stop! I'm not talking about this anymore. Bloody nasty. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vaisey 2008-01-20 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	As much as I had been waiting for this to happen, I thought she'd end up with Snape. What a shame. Also the fact that you have no proof whatsoever doesn't really help your claim, does it? And I'm not sure how many people would consider your eyes precious. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pince and Snape? Somehow that's worse than Filch! I know what I saw. I don't care if you don't believe me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vaisey 2008-01-20 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Not really, I mean— must you be so bitter that you don't want others to find love? Though I do agree with you on the fact that seeing them snogging isn't topping my to do list. Get a witness or a photograph next time. Maybe when they see that you're taking a picture they'll pose like a happy couple. Or scream and stun you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say that! I just don't need to witness that love! A photograph? Oh yeah, sure. Like that's something I want to remember. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ackerley 2008-01-20 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Blimey, I don't know what you can do to clear your mind, everything seems a bit mundane here lately. The only thing that comes to mind is flying! But even then it's not as if we don't do enough of that. You don't have any course work to do? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I've plenty of course work to do but everytime I open a book I picture the library and well, you can guess where that goes. Flying does sound good. Maybe I'll do that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	samlish 2008-01-20 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Actually I would feel it was very cool to see that. It's not something you see every day after all. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-20 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you'd say that had you actually seen it. There was slobber and hands and UGH. I can't even think about it anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hexed against staff melanie 2008-01-20 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, poor Snape will be heartbroken when he finds out!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hexed against staff spidersbegone 2008-01-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Snape has a heart? Wow, I had no idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hexed against staff melanie 2008-01-21 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Of course he does! He'd be dead, otherwise! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hexed against staff spidersbegone 2008-01-21 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I knew he had a heart literally but... bloody hell, sarcasm... it was sarcasm! Nevermind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hexed against staff vaisey 2008-01-21 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh Merlin, don't be such a bloody tosser and leave her alone. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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