You know you're a Jeeper when...
...seeing a Jeep in a car lot gives you that same feeling as seeing homeless dogs at an animal shelter. You think to yourself, "If I had the money I would take you home and we could be best friends".
...the words dirty and topless turn you on. Just not sexually.
...seeing dogs hang their heads out the car window makes you think to yourself, "I know the feeling".
...when you see someone at a stoplight put their sunroof down you get out and take your entire roof off just so they'll be jealous.
...you feel a little hurt inside when other Jeepers don't wave back. But you instantly forgive them knowing they must not have seen you. Oh well, you'll get the next one.
...getting stuck isn't an inconvenience. Its an adventure you can't wait to tell others about.
...you've ever stood up in your vehicle as you were driving it just because you could.
...the first ever strapless bikini you bought wasn't a swim suit. However, it did have a lot to do with the beach.
...seeing convertible sports cars with powered tops makes you think two things... 1. "pansy!" and 2. "I've got roll bars, beeyotch!"
...you ripped out the carpet on your floorboard because it started to stink after that first good rain.
...you've apologized to a first time passenger because of how dirty your interior was. Then rescinded that apology as you thought to yourself that they should be thanking you for the experience.
...you've almost slapped a girl for complaining about her hair getting messed up on that first (and only) date.
...when you're in other cars you roll the windows down even when its raining or freezing cold cuz you feel like your cheating on your vehicle.
...you keep heavy duty trash bags in your glove box for emergency seat cover up.
...you've forgotten what its like to have heat or air conditioning.
...you look at a hill or a rock ledge and say, "Yeah, I can make it."
...gas mileage? whats that!?
...you could have money...but as soon as you get enough, you buy something else for your Jeep
...XJ, YJ, CJ, TJ, WJ, ZJ, they all mean something to you.
...lowriders really are moving speed bumps.
...if you see a pot hole in the road instead of avoiding it you head right in it to get that off road bumpy feeling!
...your idea of Sunday cleaning includes tightening bolts and scraping mud.
...you spill something in your friend's car and it doesn't occur to you to apologize because it should just drain out the plug holes.
...your mom's ten year old Toyota sounds insanely quiet inside.
...riding in a regular car makes you feel tiny and insignificant on the road.
...you can pack for a week in a backpack because that's all the luggage space you have.
...your idea of a "road trip" includes a minimal amount of pavement.
...you have a supply of hair bands around the shifter.
...Quadratec is always on your Recently Viewed Pages list.
...you have two sets of friends. Those who knew you before you got the Jeep, and every other Jeep owner.
...you've had to chase raccoons out of your Jeep in the morning.
...you've had raccoons scare the hell out of you in your Jeep at night.
...you had to learn the hard way not to store any sort of food product in your glove compartment or center console- drives the raccoons crazy.
...raccoons have become a major part of your life.
...you have ever kept your vehicle from rolling over on a trail by hanging onto the rear bumper.
...other people cant tell what color your Jeep is b/c of all the mud
...when you're stuck bumper to bumper in traffic you just want to go over the curve and pass but that damn cop is in the way!
...you take more pics of your vehicle than you do pretty girls, parties, etc..
...you are proud of scratches and dents on your ride as each one has it's own unique history and story.
...'hard', 'soft' and 'topless' hold completely different meaning to you then most people.
...you love it when its sunny and warm, and when its rainy and wet ...
...you get offended when someone calls your Jeep a "car"
...you havent seen the real color of your vehicle since it last rained.
...the campus police office calls you to tell you that before you think about it, no, you can't go into the new construction zone on campus.
...you keep shop rags in you glove box to give to your friends(or mother) because they don't want to get their hands dirty getting in and out of your Jeep.
...you get goofy looks from people when talking about your bikini top.
...after it snows, you look for the biggest snow pile to park on... Even if it's at the end of the lot with plenty of open spots in the front
... you clean your interior with a hose, not a vacuum
...you warn first time passengers that if they have motion sickness, they need to find another ride, because you drive a standard Jeep and its always a little rough.
...you, yourself, have suffered from some minor motion sickness.
...you see another dirty Jeep in a parking lot, you want to find the driver and ask where they've been.
...parallel parking involves popping one tire up onto the sidewalk.
...you have to disassemble everything that isn't welded on just to get lunch.
...you know the height clearance of every parking structure in town.
...you show up for dinner with friends and no one even bothers to mention the mud on your clothes.
...you have to put extra conditioner in your hair to get all the knots out
...the girl complains about the mess her hair is in...you kick her out and drive off with a grin.----in the middle of the mountains-----with the raccoons closing in-----
...in the summer, you always know what the weather is gonna be like a week in advance.
...your idea of a drive-thru car wash is hitting every rain puddle on the side of the road, (only after getting your jeep good and muddy, though).
...if you've ever had to clutch/brake with your right foot because the breeze feels good on the left leg hanging out the door.
...you can predict the weather better than any meteorologist
...you leave your doors unlocked at all times so that a burglar won't cut through the roof
...every time you're cut off by a sports car, the thought crosses your mind to just park right on top of it.
