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Chelsea Butler ([info]littlesnot) wrote,
@ 2009-07-15 22:54:00


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Today I was in the mood to waste some time and money, so I went to the mall to do so. After blowing thirty dollars on a pair of jeans, I ran into some girls I had geography class with last year. Stacy, Kimmy and some other -y named girl. They asked me how my summer was going, and simply because I was in a good mood I decided not to just completely ignore them. That was my first mistake.

After about five minutes of an entirely awkward conversation, Stacy asked me what I planned on doing with my life. I just sort of paused, giving Kimmy the chance to jump in with, "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?" Uh, sorry, but I didn't know he was lost. I told them that my parents weren't really big on church, and neither are my aunt and uncle. (Mistake #2: Supposedly it's up to me to find my own salvation through Jesus.) Somehow within a matter of seconds, it progressed into them inviting me on a mission trip to someplace in Central America at the end of this month... Me being the awesome person I am told them that I couldn't, because I had to help my aunt make preparations to sacrifice her unborn child around that time frame. I found that hilarious, but the -Y's really didn't.

Uncle John, supposedly I should look into going to church because I'm a heathen. I've got it on good word that I come from a "Pagan household filled with idolaters" and that you could benefit from Christ's love, too. Just thought you should know.

Aunt Sarah, sorry the zygote had to be brought into this.


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[info]charmandchance
2009-07-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
As long as you're not actually planning on sacrificing my unborn child, it's perfectly alright, dear.

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
I wondered if it was a good idea for a moment, but decided against it. Besides I think Uncle John might get kind of mad and ground me if I did.

Are you in for accepting Christ's love? Heck, we could even get that thing baptized from what I hear!

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[info]charmandchance
2009-07-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
Hmm. Probably.

No, I don't think so. Try to talk your uncle in to it, though. I'm sure that will be...amusing...

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-16 04:54 am UTC (link)
It's okay, we can be heathens together.

Amusing? Or horrifying. I'm not quite sure which, though.

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[info]knowsecrets
2009-07-16 05:14 am UTC (link)
You're not a heathen. Last I heard my brother raised you C of E. I'm not sure what the difference is between that and heathenism, but that isn't the point. I'm pretty sure it involves tea and the Book of Common prayer. I was too busy being a idolater to pay any attention, myself.

Hm, you have a point. I suppose we'll just have to send you along with Mary to church this weekend. It's good you pointed that out.

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-16 05:28 am UTC (link)
I really wish I could spend some time with Catholic Dogma, but I've going to be spending my time debating my new choice of religion.

I'm thinking about becoming a Pastafarian. You know, the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Or maybe I'll just follow after the Invisible Pink Unicorn. "We believe that the unicorn is invisible, we have faith that it is pink." And all of that other wonderful Atheist stuff?

Or I'm sure we could find a broadcast of some lovely Anglican churchiness on the telly? Brings back memories, doesn't it?

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[info]knowsecrets
2009-07-16 05:34 am UTC (link)
Well, if you're going to join a cult you may want to check with Grace, I believe she's checked out most of the local ones. Aren't you lucky to have such knowledgeable people in your life?

That it does. Not necessarily good ones...

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
But of course! I always knew it would come in handy to have such colourful and well-rounded relatives. Note the italics.

I know you remember this! Heavenly Father, giver of life and health... Take it away, Unlce John!

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[info]knowsecrets
2009-07-16 05:50 am UTC (link)
Comfort and relieve your sick servant, and give your power of healing to those who minister to his needs...

I must have blocked that out. I've spent far to long as a heathen sinner, no doubt.

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[info]littlesnot
2009-07-16 06:04 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, I won't tell my dad or Grandma.

Hey, who said being an infidel wasn't fun?

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