Dolores Umbridge (toad_like) wrote,
@ 2009-06-11 19:18:00

Ladies and gentleman of the world!

I've just heard some wonderful news from my dear, dear friend, Estella Flint!

Now, she asked me to promise not to say anything, but I just can't keep this to myself!

The Flint family is expecting a baby!

Oh, isn't this the most fabulous news? Now little Jacob will finally have a sibling! And I suppose the other Flint child will be having a sibling as well, but this is just so wonderful!

Now, Estella...don't you just feel so much better, with this out in the open?

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	estellerina 2009-06-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
	YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON, DOLORES UMBRIDGE! AND HIS NAME IS MARCUS! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Estella silex 2009-06-12 12:24 am UTC (link)
	You told HER? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CADEN estellerina 2009-06-12 12:26 am UTC (link)
	~~WHY CAN YOU READ-~~ SHE CALLED YOU A BRUTE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estella silex 2009-06-12 12:27 am UTC (link)
	And? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CADEN estellerina 2009-06-12 12:30 am UTC (link)
	AND------I DON'T KNOW! I GOT REALLY MAD AND---I HAD TO EXPLAIN AND JUST----SHE KEPT SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estalla silex 2009-06-12 12:43 am UTC (link)
	So she was saying terrible things and your solution was to tell her you're pregnant? What, just so you could shut her up? The woman is out of her fucking mind, I thought you would have caught onto this by now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CADEN estellerina 2009-06-12 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I JUST---I PANICKED AND---~~CAN'T BREATHE! HONESTLY CANNOT---~~ YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ENJOY A BLOODY SECOND OF THIS PREGNANCY SO WHEN ONE OF MY SUPPOSED FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL SHOWED INTEREST I FELT LIKE I COULD TRUST HER AND MAYBE ACTUALLY BE EXCITED FOR ONCE AND----- (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estella silex 2009-06-12 12:56 am UTC (link)
	~~Shit....~~ Where are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CADEN estellerina 2009-06-12 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Dance----studio ! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	toad_like 2009-06-12 12:47 am UTC (link)
	You'll thank me later, darling. Oh, yes, of course...Marcus. I knew it was something odd, I just couldn't place my finger on it! :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Dolores Umbridge silex 2009-06-12 12:26 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck is wrong with you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Mr.Flint toad_like 2009-06-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Now, that is no way to talk to a good friend of your wife's, Caden! I was just doing what she could not! I don't see why this is such a horrible thing. Just because you don't want to deal with the media, that doesn't mean Estella should suffer, trying to keep this baby a secret! Don't you think you're being a tad bit selfish, dear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Umbridge silex 2009-06-12 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Fuck you. I was trying to do what's best for my family, you stupid bint. Do you honestly think I give a shit what the press says about me? I can't imagine how hard this has been on Estella, and I know it hasn't been easy for her, and I fucking hate knowing that, but there was a reason I didn't want this publicized. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Mr.Flint

toad_like
2009-06-12 01:02 am UTC (link)

How incredibly rude!

Oh that is so chivalrous of you, Mister Flint. Trying to keep your family safe from the media by locking them away, not allowing them to fully experience how wonderful this really is!

People were going to find out about this sooner or later, darling. You can't keep something like this a secret forever. What were you planning to do, when the baby is born? Hide it under a blanket? Pretend it doesn't exist?

Hm?

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	cockaigne 2009-06-12 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	And when you write 'my dear friend', you really meant 'my next victim". (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toad_like 2009-06-12 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Of course not, dear! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2009-06-13 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Yes, exactly. That's how the rest of us see it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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