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curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-11 21:44
Subject: 361
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KUALA LUMPUR: Seven Myanmar women factory workers were spared the ordeal of rape when a parang-wielding intruder broke into their hostel but could not get an erection.

Er. LOL?! But good for those girls. It probably went something like this ...

Intruder: I'm gonna *&$*#&!$ you!
Women #01 to #02 (looking at the intruder's crotch): What's that?
Women #02: It looks like a prune.
Women #04: I think that's his manhood.
Woman #03: Are you sure? Looks like a week old to hpu gyauk.
Intruder: Damnit! Shut up! I'm gonna $&**$&^@!$#!$ you!
Women #07: Yeah? You and whose penis?!

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記憶したか？// Bad Person™: DARK Hee
User: [info]kiokushitaka
Date: 2009-09-11 16:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:DARK Hee

LMFAO. XD

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curiousvenus: pic 157
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 14:57 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 157

XD

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Steph ♪ I need a heartbeat: teito/what mother fucker?
User: [info]shattering
Date: 2009-09-11 17:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:teito/what mother fucker?

Wow that is both fail and win simultaneously xD

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curiousvenus: pic 143
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 14:57 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 143

Stupendous failboat!

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☆ Okura ☆: chio huh?
User: [info]okura_chan
Date: 2009-09-11 23:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:chio huh?

XD That's hilarious. Especially with your commentary.

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curiousvenus: pic 149
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 15:28 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 149

INORITE?!

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Kyle
User: [info]lawton_anime
Date: 2009-09-12 01:38 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

"were later ordered to strip but his attempt to rape them was unsuccessful and he left soon after" lol moment, this was so stupid of him hahaha just like what the hell he dropped the ball?! :P actually I bet they could have done some threatening to him like ya suggested

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curiousvenus: pic 162
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 15:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 162

Well, his li'l bro couldn't live up to the expectation!

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Kyle
User: [info]lawton_anime
Date: 2009-09-14 19:58 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

his mind must have been elsewhere, stupid burglar

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curiousvenus: pic 124
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-15 09:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 124

Good for those girls, anyway!

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dolphins_gone: 003
User: [info]dolphins_gone
Date: 2009-09-12 02:28 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:003

The nervousness of it probably got to him!

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curiousvenus: pic 020
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-12 15:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 020

Hahaha!

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miruku_cookiez: basket
User: [info]miruku_cookiez
Date: 2009-09-13 13:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:basket

Aiyoh! So kesian!

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curiousvenus: pic 115
User: [info]curiousvenus
Date: 2009-09-13 15:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:pic 115

Uhm, really?

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