Hey sis. Long time no see. Unless you've been living under a rock (which wouldn't surprise me in the least, just for the record), I'm sure you've heard about what happened the other night to the McKinnon family. Well, guess who's on the case?

That's right. Me. ANd it's the craziest thing I've ever been unlucky enough to participate in.

I've just never seen anything like this, you know? An entire family, just... gone. I can't say too much about it to you, of course, since everyone seems pretty intent on keeping most of the details hush-hush. But just... take care of yourself, alright? I'll come by and see you the next minute I have free, but as it is I have zero amount of time to myself. Zero. Zip. I'm writing this in the fucking loo right now. ANd yes, I know that that sounds disgusting but the paper is very clean I promise.

Alright kid, remember what I said. Just be careful, and I'll see you really soon, alright?


Love ya, Else.
-Leon