Who: Hippocrates Smethwyck and Rachel Englewood
What: Heavy handed juice pouch metaphors? IDK CRACK!
Where: St. Mungo's
When: Today, lunchtime

( Initially the punch had only a silver dot where the straw was to be punctured through, this however was very difficult to open as there was no difference in the strength or material of the pouch at that point. )

Who: Hippocrates Smethwyck and Rachel Englewood
What: CRACK CRACK CRACK Smeth finds out that it's Rachel's birthday!
Where: St. Mungo's
When: Today!

( Birthdays are traditionally marked by celebrations including a birthday party or, in some particular cases, a rite of transition. )