Franziska Dolohov (frenzy_franzy) wrote in valesco,
@ 2009-07-15 23:26:00

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Open!!! Franzy's (and Darwin's!!) Wedding!
Don't forget to breathe. Don't forget to breathe. Do not forget to breathe.

The mantra repeated in Franziska's head ever since she arrived at Eastnor. There was a small scare in the dressing room when she did forget to breathe and then she almost fainted. She was then order to sit in front of the vanity and just focus on breathing while her bridesmaids took care of everything else.

The next biggest step was actually making it down the aisle. She really didn't expect that many people to show up. She supposed that's what happens when you marry a rockstar. At least it was a more relaxed setting than most traditional weddings. Franzy walked down the center of tables that were scattered about, the cakes set up on the far right and the band on the far left. That way once the wedding was over the party could start right off.

Everything was gorgous. Just the way she planned. Franzy looked stunning in her gown (as she knew she would). Miranda and other bridesmaids looked amazing in their dresses. And Darwin. Franzy let out an uncounsious sigh when she first saw him. And now that she was standing there holding his hands waiting to repeat her vow she didn't worry as much about this working. Because it was going to work. After all her freaking out and everything, he still looked at her like she was the most amazing thing in the world. She was going to say her vows and everything was going to be just perfect.

ooc1: All the pictures are here so you don't have to click individual links :]

ooc 2: ok honestly idk what will happen (bertram showing up naked and all lmao that's really happening yes?) so lets wait on lettie i suppose and then its a free for all? i just wanted to get this up idk whatever works works lol

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rocknrolla
2009-07-17 08:50 pm UTC (link)

Darwin wasn't even sure what the hell had gone on most of the day. Things had happened all day and well, his job was just to get married and then get smashed, right? Right. Things had been a little strained between the Hobgoblins, but after a few shots of really nice vodka and a hit or two of gillyweed, well things were definitely more relaxed. Enough to talk about shit, at least. The bad had agreed they hadn't acted like a band at all and Stubby had been pretty quiet about everything, but he didn't seem mad enough not to stand up there with them.

Of course, Kirby was his best man and well, someone had to stay sober right? Right. So they would make an announcment on Monday about one last concert and then that would be it. Given that, Darwin was a little less exhuberant than he'd been this morning as he stood up there next to Franzy. He still had a big grin on his face though, why wouldn't he?

He had a really hot wife and lots of booze and he and his mates didn't hate each other anymore. They had been together since they were twelve and kind of ready to move on, in different ways. This way with Franzy and a solo project or him, a solo career for Kirby, and the other blokes would do what they did best.

With a nudge in his back, Darwin blinked and looked over at Franzy whobseemed to be waiting for something, "Oh fuck right yeah I do. Right?"

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 02:27 am UTC (link)

Betram Aubrey definitely didn't care that Franzy was getting married. It wasn't like she was going to be happy with some skinny band-freak, anyway. She'd probably come back to him in a few months and he'd have to tell her off again.

But that didn't mean that he couldn't cause a scene. He'd set his daughter off with Zach and made sure that she was all settled in before he'd gone home to have a little ... self-made comfort. If that involved pornography and a bottle of firewhisky, who was really going to blame him?

Well, Franzy might blame him now, considering that he'd apparated starkers into the middle of the church. He'd meant to just appear outside and cause a bit of a stir with his bare arse when everyone came out, but since he'd drunkenly apparated he was just thankful that he still had all his important bits (at least as far as he and the rest of the guests could see).

He half-grinned at the nearest person through his alcohol-induced haze.

"Try not to stare, baby. I know my balls are huge."

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 02:46 am UTC (link)

Franzy must be hearing things, because she just swore she heard Darwin say 'Oh fuck, I do right?' Really. It's okay. That's just Darwin. She rolled her eyes but kept the smile on her face. Typical. It was okay though. Everything else was perfect.

That is until it was her turn.

Just as she was about to say 'I do' there was a loud crack that interrupted her. Her head whipped around to see who was stupid enough to apparate right in the middle of her wedding.

Bertram Aubrey. She should have known.

And oh my---was he---he was not standing naked in the middle of the aisle. She blink once---twice---one more time. Nope he was still there. She opened her mouth to yell at him only to close it. What could she say to this. What the fuck did he think he was doing. She reached for her wand only to realize she didn't have it.

Normally brides didn't need their wand on their wedding day. So she couldn't hex him. So she'd settle for the next best thing. Hitting him. Everything was already ruined. Pictures already taken. There was definitely no pretending that just didn't happen.

So she stalked away from the alter towards him, throwing her bouquet at his face on her way, and once she was within striking distance she slapped him across the face. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?!"

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 02:50 am UTC (link)

"I HAVE AN INVITATION!" He retorted rather loudly, taking the opportunity to back up several feet as Franzy stalked down the aisle. Oh, this was not working out the way he'd hoped it to (although really, he wasn't sure how he'd been expecting things to go).

When she slapped him he let out a rather dramatic yelp and straightened up enough to glance over his shoulder toward the door. Since she'd thrown the bouquet at him he took the opportunity to half-tie the thing around his waist. He figured that Franzy was going to at least want to yell at him for a few more minutes yet and his wang would undoubtedly derail her from any yelling and anger (and she'd probably leave her 'fiancee' over it).

"Sorry I'm late, but you know ... couldn't find the right suit. Ended up deciding on Birthday."

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 03:02 am UTC (link)

Franzy balled up her fists. He had an invitation. Really. And now she was crying. Because she was so fucking angry. How dare he. How dare he do this to her.

She ripped her veil out of her hair and shoved it at him. The bouquet just wasn't doing it and it was long enough that he could wrap it around his waist. She was not going to get distracted by the fact that he was naked at her wedding. In fact that is what she was so angry about!

"How dare you do this to me! You had your chance! You've had more than your fair share of chances. How dare you show up naked and ruin my wedding day! I am trying to be happy here! Why do you have to ruin everything!" That was about when she smelt the firewhiskey on his breath. Of course he was drunk. He wasn't here for her, he was here because he was drunk.

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:06 am UTC (link)

"Oi, you sent the nasty invitation, you right bitch!" Was someone else in the crowd going to accost him for insulting the bride on her wedding day? Maybe, maybe not.

But it was true -- she'd sent the invitation to him to spite him, didn't he have some sort of bizarre right to do the same thing and at least cause a bit of a scene at her wedding? He wrapped the veil around his waist and snorted, arching his brow.

"And I'll have you know," he swayed only slightly, pointing a finger in her general direction (for the most part), "I was PLANNING to apparate outside and give you one las' look at my glorious arse before you had to deal with your skinny, flat-arsed musician." Bertram sniffed, thinking that perhaps now would be a good time to leave - you know, before Franzy tried to flay him or something.

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 03:17 am UTC (link)

"So what if I did!" Franzy yelled right back at him, completely forgetting about the crowd that was staring at them. "So what if I'm a bitch, you're a complete bastard who has no regard for others' feelings. I can't believe I ever thought you cared about me!"

She watched him sway fighting the urge to shove him over. It wouldn't take much. "Well, obviously your apparation skills suck, among other things." Oh and he was going to insult Darwin, really. Okay, okay, Darwin didn't have much of an ass...at all... but it's not like Bertram had a great one either. "And I'll have you know that I never really like your arse. Kind of flabby if you ask me."

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:20 am UTC (link)

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MY ARSE IS GLORIOUS." Shouting was clearly going to get his point across much faster, right?

Right.

He furrowed his brows again and threw his arms up in the air (the veil, unfortunately, came loose in the process) as he turned to leave. There was no sense making even more of a scene than he already had, he supposed, and soon enough Franzy was going to do something completely insane like dive for someone else's wand to hex him into a frog or something.

"YOU JUST SEE IF YOU CAN RESIST WATCHING IT WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ME."

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 03:39 am UTC (link)

"I WON'T BECAUSE ITS NOT... HEY HEY COME BACK HERE DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!" Franzy followed after him, not missing the fact that the veil was no longer around his waist. He was not going to have the last word.

It wasn't until she followed him around the corner that she realized that he did, in fact, have the last word. Being as she did follow him, which was the exact opposite of resisting.

Bertram was completely right. Franzy was a right bitch, and Darwin was really to sweet for that. They never fought, and oddly enough, and as sick as it might be, Franzy found all this fighting with Bertram to be a major turn on.

Hence is why she wasn't all that surprise when she shoved him up against a wall and kissed him.

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:42 am UTC (link)

Honestly, Bertram had not at all expected this to happen.

He hadn't even been hoping, honestly.

Now it was just a matter of himself wanting to save Darwin from someone like Franzy - she really was a bitch, to be doing this at her own wedding. She couldn't care all that much about him if she was kissing him now.

Somewhat surprised, he nonetheless brought his hands down to her waist and smirked against her lips.

Bertram Aubrey: 1. Franzy: -500.

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 03:59 am UTC (link)

Okay Franzy was weak. She couldn't keep herself away once she saw him naked once again. She was really surprised she lasted as long as she did. And if she was really honest with herself, she really didn't get married anyways. It was nice... but really, he proposed in a journal... after a one-night (two or three night?) stand that was plastered over the papers.

It would of never lasted.

And if she was really truly honest with herself, (which she never was or ever will be) the only reason she went along with it was to make Bertram jealous.

"I will concede that I am a right bitch and your arse is not flabby or awful, but reserve the right to think you're a bastard and still the best lay I've had."

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pantsoptional
2009-07-21 04:14 am UTC (link)

He resisted the urge to open his mouth while she was speaking, knowing that he'd probably just end up closing it dumbly (it had happened a handful of times already, for the most part with Franzy, so he had experience on his side this time).

He crossed his arms over his chest and puffed out a little, quite pleased with her words.

"Fine, fair enough. Were you actually going to marry that skinny puppet-thing?" His eyes were like soulless black beads.

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frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 04:40 am UTC (link)

Franzy just shrugged her shoulders. She couldn't even count the number of times she almost called off the wedding. "Honestly?" more than likely "I don't know. It wouldn't have lasted... would have been a mistake. He was too nice to me."

Oh merlin. All of this was so wrong. She was kissing her ex when she was suppose to be marrying another man. An ex she convinced herself she could win back and now it was clear that he didn't want her. The look in his eyes told her that. She really had set a new low for herself.

"I---I just--- I'm sorry, Bertram. I just thought--- I-- I've got to go." And with that she apparated away.

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