Minerva Alice McGonagall (mcgoogles) wrote in thegarden,
@ 2009-07-10 23:40:00

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owl to alfred

mcgoogles
2009-07-11 10:09 pm UTC (link)

Alberto,

So you met Stalin? He's a nasty bloke, I've heard. Don't know how he manages to live even with all those people after him. I bet he's got crazy amounts of protection spells and all that. Also, I am pretty sure an American did that, not you. Unless you spoke in an American accent in which case, I find that hilarious. My summer was dreadfully boring as I didn't go anywhere because my father is off in Cambria or Kalamajoo or some place that might not actually exist.

I might miss you. Maybe. YOU KNOW I DON'T RESPOND TO BLACKMAIL WELL, ALLIE. Are they pretty things? I might just miss you dreadfully if they are pretty things.

--Minnie

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OWL TO MINNIE

alfredo
2009-07-11 10:36 pm UTC (link)

Minerva my Goddess,

I DID meet Stalin, and was going to punch him, but he shot me first. And I did speak in an American accent. It was charming, and I have a Hollywood girlfriend now. She's very blonde, but lovely.

I want to visit Kalamajoo whenever we find where that is. Let's find that out.

YOU DO MISS ME THEN, AS YOUR THINGS ARE AS LOVELY AS YOU ARE.
ALMOST.
ALMOST AS LOVELY.

Love,Al

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owl to alfred

mcgoogles
2009-07-11 10:52 pm UTC (link)

Alfred my...Roman warrior? I'm not sure,

Olive will be crushed, you know, about the Hollywood girlfriend. She does always wish she were blonder, and this will just cement her desire. I will have to hurt you for breaking her heart, you know.

I will ask my father where it is and we shall go immediately.

OH GOOD, I WOULD NOT WANT THEM TO BE LOVELIER THAN I AM. Then I would be overshadowed and what kind of friend would you be? A BAD ONE who buys things that are too pretty for his friends.

Much love,
Minnie

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OWL TO MINNIE

alfredo
2009-07-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)

Minnie:

Tell my Olive that she does not have to worry, because this Hollywood girlfriend thing is just a fling and has no chance of lasting, whereas my love for her is staying and permanent. Plus, she doesn't exist. I don't know any blonde girls that I'm very fond of, actually. So telling Olive about this very false girlfriend isn't necessary, I assure you.

Lovely, I'm beginning to pack.

NOTHING IS LOVELIER THAN YOU, MINNIE DEAR, THUS I COULD NEVER BUY ANYTHING PRETTIER THAN YOU.

Yours,

Alfred

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	owl to alfred mcgoogles 2009-07-11 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Al: Blonde girls are generally annoying, I think. And I have no intention of incurring any type of wrath of Olive's, so tell her yourself. Or don't, as it were. Don't you dare bring the shirt your uncle gave you that changes insults every five minutes. I hate that thing. I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT. I would say yours, but that would be a lie, Minnie (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: owl to alfred

alfredo
2009-07-13 02:16 pm UTC (link)

Minnie MINE DON'T LIE,

Don't discriminate against blondes.I've had very nice experience with blondes. They can be very nice girls. They...you'd rather I didn't finish this sentence, right?

I LOVE THAT SHIRT.

And PS, Olive is not wrathful. She is a harmless little kitten on a string. But just in case, don't tell her I was talking about other girls, either.

You can keep my secrets,

Alfred

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	owl to alfred mcgoogles 2009-07-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
	AL: But, I want to! And yes, please refrain from the blonde stories. IT IS HIDEOUS. RE: PS- Right, right. I will try, Minnie (Reply to this)(Parent)

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