Olive Elaine Hornby. (olivebranch) wrote in thegarden,
@ 2009-07-10 00:50:00

OWLS.

Attached is A baby blue beret, a matching ascot, and a lovely striped sweater.

Attached is an eiffel tower souvenir, a basket of baguettes, and a picture of a true blue frenchman.

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	OWL TO OLIVE alfredo 2009-07-10 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ol-love, I'll be wearing all your gifts at once next time we meet. Don't think I won't. I do like them, a whole entire lot. Someday we will take over the city of love and fill it with our love. Sorry, I had to write that comment because mum was over my shoulder and I rather like shocking her. Many many thanks, Al (Reply to this)(Thread)

OWL TO ALFRED.

olivebranch
2009-07-11 12:42 am UTC (link)

Fredo,

You better. I spent a fortune on that outfit. You’ll knock all the ladies dead with that baby blue, trust me.

I think it will be overflowing with our love, darling. OVERFLOWING.

You don’t have any gifts for me? What’d you do all summer, sit in a dark dark room and wistfully await for my return? Because that would be perfectly understandable, but a little creepy.

Cheers,
Ohhhhlive.

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OWL TO OLIVE-ENCLOSED: ONE PICTURE

alfredo
2009-07-11 04:53 am UTC (link)

Olover,

You think? It doesn't make me look like a girl, does it? I've enclosed a picture of me in your outfit. If it makes you swoon immediately, let me know. It better. If you don't, none of the girls will. You are my best audience. There you go. A compliment.

Also, I didn't go abroad this summer. Mum was worried about being shot and things. But I got you presents anyway, from London when I went. They're gorgeous. You'll see later. I stayed in the room for only a few days. I cried too.

Just kidding,
Alfred!

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OWL TO ALFRED.

olivebranch
2009-07-11 03:24 pm UTC (link)

Alf,

Let me just start off by saying that as soon as I saw the picture, I was speechless, as was the rest of my family (until my Da burst out laughing, in the nicest way possible of course). Baby blue is definitely your color. I did swoon, after the initial shock wore off. That is a very swoon-worthy outfit you have there. MAKE IT COUNT, ALFREDO, MAKE IT COUNT.

Well they better be gorgeous. Your mum had a right to be worried. Paris was pretty in all, but the country's in shambles, what with the war and all. People trying to sell everything they can for a small loaf of bread. It's sad, mate. Makes me want to do something about it.

BUT YOU BETTER HAVE CRIED. I did. Touring the eiffel tower, I thought of you. I thought, 'Oh, how I wish my dear friend Alfred were here right now with me, seeing the lovely sights.' and a single tear rolled down my cheek. Because I am a thoughtful friend, you know. AND I CARE, UNLIKE YOU, OBVIOUSLY.

Sincerely,
Olive E. Hornby

P.S. I used my full name because I am mad at you!

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OWL TO OLIVE

alfredo
2009-07-11 09:57 pm UTC (link)

Olive ELAAAAAAIIINNNEEE,

YOUR FATHER STARTED LAUGHING?? YOUR FATHER IS A VERY MASCULINE PERSON. I TRUST HIS JUDGEMENT MUCH MORE THAN YOUR DELICATE FEMININE ONE. You didn't buy all this to make me look ridiculous, did you? DID YOU?

Let's not talk about how sad Paris is. I always want to remember it in springtime. With flowers. And you. With that thing in your hair. And dress. And things. Or perhaps my memory fails me.

My little Olive appetizer, I DID cry. I didn't want to tell you before this. Do not be mad, your anger hurts me. Deeply.

Cut,

Alfred

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OWL TO ALFRED

olivebranch
2009-07-12 02:59 pm UTC (link)

Alfredo Sauce Potter,

BUT HE LAUGHED IN THE GOOD WAY. IN THE WAY THAT IMPLIES “WOW I SURE WISH I LOOKED LIKE THAT HANDSOME YOUNG FELLOW.” Plus, my father thinks you’re funny in general, even without the extremely HANDSOME and ATTRACTIVE outfit I bought you. Alfredo, I would never make you look ridiculous. WHY WOULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING?

When did we go to Paris together? DID YOU GET ME DRUNK?

YOU CRIED? REALLY? Aww. You are so in love with me.

Touched,
Oleeve.

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