GoesBothWays (goesbothways) wrote in the_bullpen,
@ 2011-10-04 20:05:00

Welcome to the orgy
OOC Note: Despite the title, this thread retains the comm's slightly loose PG-13 rating. This thread is more for silliness... oh, and letting Stacy and Kerri know they missed the orgy, than it is for anything harder. Please feel free to mingle, socialize, flirt, show up in ridiculously sexy costumes, interact with people from the 'other' com, show off your fancy/skimpy clothing links, make out, snugglepile... whatever. Just keep it lighthearted and keep it silly. This is just a bit of fun.

IC:

Party time!
Someone gave Kelly some part in planning things - as such, wardrobe is strictly limited to suitable costumes for the orgy at the door, but weapons are entirely permissable. Indeed, some of the orgy presents might well be wired with explosives, so be careful if searching among the table of party favors.

There's all manner of refreshments - chocolate, chips, meat and veggie trays, bbq... as well as alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages of all descriptions. Of course, don't necessarily trust the non-alcoholic section... the punch is almost certainly spiked, and who knows what else is, and with what.
For those willing to trust to the discretion of the house, various waiters and waitresses move about with trays of food and drinks, most of them dressed in some variant on the standard Chippendale or Playboy Bunny - though there's a selection of cabana boys and short-skirted car hops and the like as well.

There's music playing, soft enough people can talk, but still present. Anyone can change the music at any time if the current selection doesn't suit their fancy.

Likewise, the place is set up with comfy couches, love seats, overstuffed armchairs, comfy mats on the floor, piles of pillows and cushions... and then there's the private rooms.

Kelly herself is dressed in her yellow and black 'Dip Me in Honey and Throw Me to the Lesbians' t-shirt, and a pair of camouflage panties, with 'Go Commando' written in black across the butt, settled in among one of the cushion islands, waiting for the guests to start arriving.

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	weakerlink 2011-10-07 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Kayura stops herself screwing her nose up in thought. "Actually, most of my good stories involve Ogres... let's see..." She taps her finger against her chin. "Would you prefer the latest adventure I have with one or the first time I ever saw one on my own?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-07 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	"We have sake, and are not in a hurry. This is a proper time for stories. Start with the first, we can go from there." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

weakerlink
2011-10-07 11:31 pm UTC (link)

She tries to not chuckle at that. It was just amusing the way he put it.

"It was three... no. Four weeks after the armor bonded to me. I had just gotten used to the armor's gifts. I didn't know how to block out the extra senses in gifted me with at first, you see. I wasn't sure of myself at all. But I had been reading things. Trying to find something to do to see if I could manage it. I found what I thought was signs of vampires. Maybe three at the most so I went to investigate the area they were using for hunting grounds."

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	get_medieval 2011-10-07 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Of course he puts it that way. Things have a time and place, and this is the place and time, of course. He listens quietly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

weakerlink
2011-10-07 11:46 pm UTC (link)

Kayura continues the story.

"It was dark out. Near midnight. I had been walking around for about three hours trying to get a sense of the area, maybe track down where they were staying so I could take care of the situation without getting myself hurt.

That's when I heard a very angry bellow. I couldn't ignore it so I went running to see what had gone on. So I was about to run past an ally way thinking it was further up ahead," she stops for a breath and shakes her head. "I was wrong. One of the vampires was throw out in front of me. I tripped over him and well.... He wasn't pretty. He had been disarmed, literally. I didn't have time to do anything but turn quickly because I heard something running towards me. When I turned two more vampires ran past me yelling loudly. That was when I saw the Ogre he came down the ally not really running but he was definitely going to catch up the to vampires. He was very intent on going after them it seemed."

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	get_medieval 2011-10-07 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	"Interesting. I would guess either very young, or very overconfident vampires, to let themselves be trapped in that situation." he says, then quiets again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

weakerlink
2011-10-08 12:11 am UTC (link)

"Very young and stupid," she decides.

"The Ogre ignored me. He just let the vampires start to run then he picked up the mangled body of their friend and threw the body at them knocking down."

She went on to describe how the Ogre beat the vampires into something grossly imagining paste.

"I was rather speechless as you can imagine. I did manage to ask him why he killed the vampires though. It took a while as he was er, rather dim witted. I did get the story out of him though He was upset with the vampires for killing an elderly homeless man that he lived near and decided that he would exact revenge. Apparently it's a very bad to kill someone who has made friends with an Ogre.... I felt bad for the Ogre actually, he would have been mostly harmless if his friend hadn't been killed."

She did not mention that she had decided all Ogres smelt very bad.

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	get_medieval 2011-10-08 12:18 am UTC (link)
	"Interesting. My own experience with them has suggested that while most are very self-centered, making them end up evil, and I have never met a smart one, they are sometimes best just left alone. Sounds like one of those." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 12:24 am UTC (link)
	"That is something I can agree on. He didn't want anything to do with anyone after that... I'm of the opinion his friendship with the elderly man was rare." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 12:30 am UTC (link)
	"I would imagine so, yes. I have heard stories of those who have made friends with such creatures. But only a few." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 12:55 am UTC (link)
	She sips her sake again having let it sit for a while. "It would be something interesting to look into if I had the time." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't even think about it, automatically refilling her sake when he notices she hasn't finished, warming her drink back up with freshly warmed liquor. "A worthwhile pursuit. A number of creatures sometimes have such exceptions. I knew a kappa once who was very friendly, as long as you brought him cucumbers." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 01:07 am UTC (link)
	"Most recently I bribed a very powerful Ogre into not fighting Keiji-san and myself with well.... An American snack food called an Oreo. I gave him an entire package." She nods her thanks for more warmed sake. She knows she probably shouldn't have too much more. She's feeling very warm in the way that lets her know she might be approaching tipsy soon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
	"Interesting. I'm glad it worked. They are no fun to fight." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
	"I know. I bruised all of my ribs and... Well. I'm fairly certain my fingers in one hand were all broken the time I had to fight one before the government recruited me. I managed to win by...Hmmm. Sheer dumb luck, I suppose. I got desperate and tried something I likely won't do again." She winces at the memory and flexes her hand recalling how sore she had been. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 01:25 am UTC (link)
	He nods - as her teacher, however, this is his business, and thus appropriate. "What was that?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

weakerlink
2011-10-08 01:38 am UTC (link)

Well damn he's asking.

"At the time I was having trouble moving my arm. I knew that I would have trouble finishing the fight, I also couldn't get to higher ground,." she explained.

"So I decided the best way would be to let the Ogre grab me. I knew I was risking getting hurt more or killed but... I felt like I had no choice. I did manage to finish it... but I am never letting an Ogre grab me again. It was.... a foolish and desperate move."

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	get_medieval 2011-10-08 01:48 am UTC (link)
	"Hmm, indeed. In such circumstances, I will show you a few moves which may help you. Good learning experience." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 01:50 am UTC (link)
	"Regardless I don't want to have to be grabbed again like that. Ogres smell very bad. And the smell....lingers." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 01:59 am UTC (link)
	"Cherry juice, or strong citrus will get that smell out. Kappa who live near the swamps are just as bad. Trolls are worse." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 02:05 am UTC (link)
	"That... makes a great deal of sense and I have not yet fought a troll." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
	"Do not be in any hurry to change that. They are dumber then ogres, usually. When they wake, it is usually due to focused hunger. Sometimes they can be controlled by witches, which is worse still. You often smell them before you can see them, in the wilderness." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 02:25 am UTC (link)
	"Sempai... I am not in the habit of going to look for fights I wouldn't be well prepared for." Because she learned her lesson it was an owch filled one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	get_medieval 2011-10-08 02:32 am UTC (link)
	"Of course, but it is good to know about the fights one might find, even if by accident." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	weakerlink 2011-10-08 02:45 am UTC (link)
	"Of course. I seem to attract danger towards myself no matter if I desire to fight or not anyways." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)