Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote in riddikulus,
@ 2008-03-13 18:57:00

WHO: Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger / Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
WHEN: Thursday night, sometime after DA meeting
WHERE: Ron and Harry's dorm
SUMMARY: Hermione finds the stuff from Fred and George's package and arguing ensues while Harry and Ginny listen in from Harry's bed
RATING: PG-13 for swearing and mentions of sex toys lol
STATUS: Complete

Ron had never been more humiliated in his life. Fred and George spent their days thinking of ways to torture him, that was the only explanation. And they'd finally found a way that was bound to get him in trouble. Sending him sex toys? Where did they come up with this stuff? It didn't help that he'd been having extremely intense dreams of the sexual nature about his girlfriend for the past two weeks but then they have to send him a sex book, a lust potion and handcuffs to drive the point home?

Knowing it would not do well for Hermione to see any of what they sent, he hastily stuffed it under his bed mere moments after opening the package and hadn't touched it since. She'd never find it. When was she even in their room and why would she look under the bed? Well, that was what Ron was hoping anyhow.

He'd gone to the DA meeting excited and somewhat distracted, blushing profusely everytime he saw Hermione and seeing images of her and that package drifting through his head. After the meeting, he went for a walk just to clear his head a bit, sick of having Hermione look at him like he was an alien because he was always bright red.

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	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 02:35 am UTC (link)
	No way. Hermione's Head Girl, no way she'd hex a prefect out of spite. Or anger. Or embarrassment. Holy sodding shite, I hope they think they are alone in here! Harry looked at Ginny and nodded. "You're on," he told her, reaching to the shelves above his bed and grabbing some chocolate frogs to eat as they listened in to the show. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
	"Damn right, Mione," Ginny called out, raising a fist in solidarity. "How much of a wanker is my brother, really!" She looked at Harry curiously. "What would you do with that stuff?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 02:43 am UTC (link)

Harry sighed. "Ron has a point, he didn't ask for this stuff, not at all. Hermione can't blame him for getting it - but she does have a point too, she can blame him for keeping it and for not doing a sodding thing to get rid of it. But then again, Ron shouldn't be ashamed of it - but then again, he should be apologising to Mione for having stuff like that when they clearly aren't at that level, not scrambling to cover his own arse." Harry shook his head. "They're in the bollocks now. I think that hex is looking quite likely."

He looked at Ginny, his topless girlfriend, and swallowed. "Well, erm - I certainly wouldn't need that lust potion," he said honestly, glancing at her chest and then grinning at her. "But that book might come in handy. Then again angel - you are not Hermione," he pointed out. "You'd be thrilled if I had that book."

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	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 02:48 am UTC (link)
	"Damn right I'd be thrilled," Ginny purred, leaning in to give Harry a kiss, but Hermione's response made her jerk back. "Oh, Hermione," she sighed heavily, settling into Harry's lap and breaking apart a chocolate frog. "We should have made a bet on when she'd bring the house elves into it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Harry gasped at Ron's retort. He took the other half of the chocolate frog and shook his head sadly. "Ron's a dead man. Been nice knowin ya, mate," he called out, saluting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Ginny's eyes widened. "Did you hear her voice? I think it just rose to an octave that only dogs can hear." She sighed. "After Mione kills Ron, do you think I can annex his room?" she asked suddenly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Harry was about to admonish Ginny for her joke, but then - Oh, Ron! "Her bloody house elves?" he repeated in disbelief. "Do you think McGonagall will be able to scrape the pieces of him off of the walls?" he asked in genuine concern. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 03:19 am UTC (link)
	"She might need to call in Flitwick. And some Aurors, since Mione's anger might be akin to the damage from the dark arts," Ginny said, her eyes wide, as she snuggled back into Harry's arms. "Oh, Ron. Apologise already!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 03:25 am UTC (link)
	But Ron didn't. And Harry slapped his forehead, letting out a loud moan. Ron! Mate! No! Don't you get it? The guy is never right. Apologise early and often! "Ron. Ron! Is he barking?" he gasped. He looked at Ginny in horror. "If I ever do this in a fight? When a simple apology would solve things? Hex me. Really. Do it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 03:31 am UTC (link)

"If you insist," Ginny said dryly. Actually, Harry saying that was the best gift, and she kissed him briefly. But Hermione's storming out made her sigh, partly because she thought Hermione was completely in the right...and moreover, now she was out money she really didn't have. "Ten pieces to you," she sighed. Her brother, the moron. Men. The entire gender was deficient, she was certain, even her lover here had his moments of sheer prattery.

Even so, she felt bad for her brother. To fight with the person you love...it never felt good, ever. It felt like a part of your heart was walking away, too.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 03:35 am UTC (link)

Harry opened his mouth to speak, but he winced, listening to Ron kick and throw things. And then blame it all on the twins. Mate - it's on you, too, you - oh sod it. He sighed, rolling his eyes, vowing to never be this stupid with Ginny ever - and knowing that he probably would, between both of their tempers. But still. Maybe they would be lucky!

He sighed. "Should we follow after them?" he asked. Say no.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 03:37 am UTC (link)

Ginny grunted. All of her sympathy for Ron evaporated the moment he blamed it all on the twins. What a male.

"And say what? 'We overheard the whole thing?'" Ginny said in disbelief. She sighed. "Maybe with time, Ron will realise he took it so far, they ended up in Tibet." She tilted her head and brushed her hair away from her chest. "I'd much rather stay here, please and thank you," she murmured, leaning towards Harry.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 03:43 am UTC (link)

Harry felt so bad for Hermione, and felt like he could maybe get through to Ron, get his best mate to apologise and head off this fight now - but Ginny was right.

And Ginny was topless.

He ran his hands over her chest and gently lowered her to the bed, Ron and Hermione completely forgotten. "Please and thank you to you, too, I'll be happy to stay right here," he agreed, the fight forgotten with the first kiss.

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