Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote in riddikulus,
@ 2008-03-13 18:57:00

WHO: Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger / Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
WHEN: Thursday night, sometime after DA meeting
WHERE: Ron and Harry's dorm
SUMMARY: Hermione finds the stuff from Fred and George's package and arguing ensues while Harry and Ginny listen in from Harry's bed
RATING: PG-13 for swearing and mentions of sex toys lol
STATUS: Complete

Ron had never been more humiliated in his life. Fred and George spent their days thinking of ways to torture him, that was the only explanation. And they'd finally found a way that was bound to get him in trouble. Sending him sex toys? Where did they come up with this stuff? It didn't help that he'd been having extremely intense dreams of the sexual nature about his girlfriend for the past two weeks but then they have to send him a sex book, a lust potion and handcuffs to drive the point home?

Knowing it would not do well for Hermione to see any of what they sent, he hastily stuffed it under his bed mere moments after opening the package and hadn't touched it since. She'd never find it. When was she even in their room and why would she look under the bed? Well, that was what Ron was hoping anyhow.

He'd gone to the DA meeting excited and somewhat distracted, blushing profusely everytime he saw Hermione and seeing images of her and that package drifting through his head. After the meeting, he went for a walk just to clear his head a bit, sick of having Hermione look at him like he was an alien because he was always bright red.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 12:18 am UTC (link)

Harry ran into the dormitory, laughing as he beat Ginny by mere inches to the bed. What a bloody fantastic night! The first meetings of the DA had been spectacular, not even a prat like Zacharias could bring it down. The younger years had been enthusiastic and actually quite respectful - there were a lot of uncomfortable stares and whispers, but once they all got to work, they seemed to ignore 'The Saviour' among them. And the older years - well, it was just brilliant to back with the old group, so many of them that had fought for Hogwarts during the battle, and even better, new members who just wanted to be a part of it. I couldn't have asked for it to have gone better. Everybody knows, we can't forget - everybody knows, we have to stay - well, vigilant. I wasn't alone tonight, they aren't unprepared - we will keep Hogwarts safe.

He jerked the curtains closed, glancing at Ginny and feeling flushed and delighted. The moment all of the protective spells were cast, making it seem like no one was in the bed, Harry dropped his wand on the blankets and grabbed Ginny's face, kissing her hungrily. Yes: tonight, they would be uninterrupted by everything going on, just the two of them.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 12:45 am UTC (link)

Ginny let out a squeal, pulling Harry down to the bed. Now this was the Harry she had been waiting for, a happy, fulfilled Harry not haunted by his own demons. She yanked his shirt off and tossed it, giggling as it bounced off of the solid wall of the curtains and ran her hands up his chest.

Between kisses, she heard a noise, clear as a bell, on the other side of the curtain. She laughed harder, letting Harry take off her jumper. "Someone's here," she trilled, waving at towards Ron's bed. It was quite amazing, actually, how well they could overhear--and that anyone else in the room couldn't hear a thing between she and Harry.

Well. Hopefully they would go: this had the recipe for a distraction, especially if it was Ron...and worse, if it were Ron with Hermione. Well, not for her, she was used to the noise of her family intruding in her life and therefore tuning it out. But Harry? Like he'd take off her bra with Ron and Mione talking ten feet away. Sod it!

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	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Harry had her bra unfastened and was slipping it down her arms when he heard Ron cry out. Ron? Hermione? Oh sodding hell! He scrambled back from Ginny, actually able to ignore the fact that she was, for all intents and purposes, topless, as he frowned with worry. "What's going on?" he whispered urgently to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 02:18 am UTC (link)

Ginny let out an annoyed grunt: well naturally Ron had to spoil her snogging! She defiantly took off her bra and tossed it onto the bed, letting her long hair cover her chest as if she were Lady Godiva. "Oh, stop whispering, don't be a prat," she said crossly, yanking Harry back towards her, glaring in the direction of her brother's voice.

She frowned, though, as she heard Hermione counter. "That sounds--like a book? What does she mean?" Ginny asked Harry.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 02:29 am UTC (link)

His eyes bugged out. "Oh shite. Uh-" He sighed deeply. Well, Ron, I technically didn't tell her. You did. "Don't tell your mum okay? But - the twins are making up a sex line, and I guess they send products to Ron for him to test - a, uh, lust potion, handcuffs, and a Kama Sutra," he mumbled in a rush. "I told him to toss them since he didn't want them, but he was kind of being odd about it, saying that he was sure they were hexed, so he didn't which I thought was slightly weird," Harry admitted, "and now - I guess - he tried to hide them - and - well, there we are," he finished in the same rush, his face turning red.

He sighed. "Oh, this is going to be a disaster," he moaned in sympathy for Ron. And poor Hermione - this has got to be - good god, what a mess!

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 02:33 am UTC (link)

Ginny slapped her forehead. Well, that did explain why the twins were so hung up on sex lately. Ron, what a chickenshite for not getting rid of the things if he didn't want them--no, what a chickenshite for being afraid of them! Merlin's knickers, Ronald...

"I don't know who's a bigger prat here, the twins or Ron!" Ginny said in exasperation.

She hesitated. "Ten galleons that Mione hexes him for being a prat," she said, remembering the tale of the canary incident.

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	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 02:35 am UTC (link)
	No way. Hermione's Head Girl, no way she'd hex a prefect out of spite. Or anger. Or embarrassment. Holy sodding shite, I hope they think they are alone in here! Harry looked at Ginny and nodded. "You're on," he told her, reaching to the shelves above his bed and grabbing some chocolate frogs to eat as they listened in to the show. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
	"Damn right, Mione," Ginny called out, raising a fist in solidarity. "How much of a wanker is my brother, really!" She looked at Harry curiously. "What would you do with that stuff?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 02:43 am UTC (link)

Harry sighed. "Ron has a point, he didn't ask for this stuff, not at all. Hermione can't blame him for getting it - but she does have a point too, she can blame him for keeping it and for not doing a sodding thing to get rid of it. But then again, Ron shouldn't be ashamed of it - but then again, he should be apologising to Mione for having stuff like that when they clearly aren't at that level, not scrambling to cover his own arse." Harry shook his head. "They're in the bollocks now. I think that hex is looking quite likely."

He looked at Ginny, his topless girlfriend, and swallowed. "Well, erm - I certainly wouldn't need that lust potion," he said honestly, glancing at her chest and then grinning at her. "But that book might come in handy. Then again angel - you are not Hermione," he pointed out. "You'd be thrilled if I had that book."

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	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 02:48 am UTC (link)
	"Damn right I'd be thrilled," Ginny purred, leaning in to give Harry a kiss, but Hermione's response made her jerk back. "Oh, Hermione," she sighed heavily, settling into Harry's lap and breaking apart a chocolate frog. "We should have made a bet on when she'd bring the house elves into it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Harry gasped at Ron's retort. He took the other half of the chocolate frog and shook his head sadly. "Ron's a dead man. Been nice knowin ya, mate," he called out, saluting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Ginny's eyes widened. "Did you hear her voice? I think it just rose to an octave that only dogs can hear." She sighed. "After Mione kills Ron, do you think I can annex his room?" she asked suddenly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Harry was about to admonish Ginny for her joke, but then - Oh, Ron! "Her bloody house elves?" he repeated in disbelief. "Do you think McGonagall will be able to scrape the pieces of him off of the walls?" he asked in genuine concern. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary ginnyweasley 2008-03-14 03:19 am UTC (link)
	"She might need to call in Flitwick. And some Aurors, since Mione's anger might be akin to the damage from the dark arts," Ginny said, her eyes wide, as she snuggled back into Harry's arms. "Oh, Ron. Apologise already!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry and Ginny Commentary hjpotter 2008-03-14 03:25 am UTC (link)
	But Ron didn't. And Harry slapped his forehead, letting out a loud moan. Ron! Mate! No! Don't you get it? The guy is never right. Apologise early and often! "Ron. Ron! Is he barking?" he gasped. He looked at Ginny in horror. "If I ever do this in a fight? When a simple apology would solve things? Hex me. Really. Do it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 03:31 am UTC (link)

"If you insist," Ginny said dryly. Actually, Harry saying that was the best gift, and she kissed him briefly. But Hermione's storming out made her sigh, partly because she thought Hermione was completely in the right...and moreover, now she was out money she really didn't have. "Ten pieces to you," she sighed. Her brother, the moron. Men. The entire gender was deficient, she was certain, even her lover here had his moments of sheer prattery.

Even so, she felt bad for her brother. To fight with the person you love...it never felt good, ever. It felt like a part of your heart was walking away, too.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 03:35 am UTC (link)

Harry opened his mouth to speak, but he winced, listening to Ron kick and throw things. And then blame it all on the twins. Mate - it's on you, too, you - oh sod it. He sighed, rolling his eyes, vowing to never be this stupid with Ginny ever - and knowing that he probably would, between both of their tempers. But still. Maybe they would be lucky!

He sighed. "Should we follow after them?" he asked. Say no.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

ginnyweasley
2008-03-14 03:37 am UTC (link)

Ginny grunted. All of her sympathy for Ron evaporated the moment he blamed it all on the twins. What a male.

"And say what? 'We overheard the whole thing?'" Ginny said in disbelief. She sighed. "Maybe with time, Ron will realise he took it so far, they ended up in Tibet." She tilted her head and brushed her hair away from her chest. "I'd much rather stay here, please and thank you," she murmured, leaning towards Harry.

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Harry and Ginny Commentary

hjpotter
2008-03-14 03:43 am UTC (link)

Harry felt so bad for Hermione, and felt like he could maybe get through to Ron, get his best mate to apologise and head off this fight now - but Ginny was right.

And Ginny was topless.

He ran his hands over her chest and gently lowered her to the bed, Ron and Hermione completely forgotten. "Please and thank you to you, too, I'll be happy to stay right here," he agreed, the fight forgotten with the first kiss.

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