Ode To My Boobs,
By Haruno Sakura:

I've always been flat chested,
Oh why, oh why, oh why?
My mother said they'd grow,
She lied, she lied, she lied.

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................then she loos at padding and sing-songs, "I've got you, babe."

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She doesn't believe in deceiving the human eye. With padding.

So. This way, they'll stay.

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