Really? You know self-love IS the best medicine.

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...one failed masturbation joke later, I still win :)

OBSERVE, SUIGETSU. THIS IS HOW YOU PWN A BIOTCH.

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DOING JUST FINE ON MY OWN, JEDI MASTER.

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KARIN DOESN'T COUNT

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DON'T SAY HER NAME

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...what, she's like the devil and pops up if you do?

.........................they should have an Ouija session re: Karin.

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Hell no. Suigetsu would throw the board out the window.

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"Oh look, the apocalypse gate is opening and demons are flooding in. Karin must be on her period."

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"I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT BITCH'S PERIOD."

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That wasn't where I was going with that, pervert.

God. I can't do anything with you without you making it filthy.

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Would you say that to this innocent face?

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/SAYS IT

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KEYWORDS MOTHERFUCKER KEYWORDS.

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.... /hovers

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. . .










I don't... What do I do.

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You get on your knees, swear to never do it again, beg sweet forgiveness, and suffer the attendant public humiliation thereof. Duh.

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Or just kick dirt in your face after you plant yourself down there to kiss the ground I walk on.

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Oh.

By the way.

NEVER TRY TO SELL YOUR NOT-BFF TO BAR PATRONS FOR HAVING A CAMERA.

He's got a gd cage fighter backing him up.

Oh.


Oh.


That's right.

(bitch)




:)

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............




/scratches ass

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CAN'T YOU AT LEAST PRETEND YOU'RE MODERATELY INTIMIDATED?

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...



oh no. sasuke. you got me. ow. pls don't launch your woman pimp on me. pls. o pls. o pls.


AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SHOO~OOW. K-tch.

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Why, thank you.

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$50

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