Page A22: Local Celebrity News @ 11:13 pm
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Judging by the glittery rock on her finger and the the uncharacteristic grin on his face, Miss Cassandra Eleanor "Stature" Lang and Dr. Kristoff "Please, No Nicknames" Vernard are finally engaged! The senior member of Fantastic Four Mark Two and the former Avenger turned teammate have been an item for years and may or may not have a son together, but this is the first indication of their finally making it official.
Since they seem too busy for a proper announcement in the Lifestyles section, we'll do it for them. The bride-to-be is a born New Yorker, the daughter of second Ant-Man Scott Lang and Mrs. Margaret Rae Nelson Burdick. The groom-to-be is the son of the late Mirela Vernard of Doomstadt, Latveria. No word yet on the date or location of the wedding, but come on, people. They're superheroes. If nothing else, we'll know where it happened from the adjacent broken streets.
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