I need... some advice.

There is nothing wrong with looking your best at all times.

Eye patches are definitely only worn by the badass.

THATS ALL I GOT

Once upon a time, there were two brothers...

Who is responsible for not giving the various Itachi enough hugs?

Why am I the shorter one.

Heard there's some asshole hanging around these parts that needs to be taken care of.

At this rate, becoming a full blown alcoholic is imminent.

I want a home, too. :(