Hidan (celibation) wrote in itai,
@ 2010-07-11 07:05:00

A GENERIC HIDAN? too lazy to make non-TC journal w/e u luv me
If humans have the biggest brains out of all the special little creatures, why the hell can't I find someone who can hold a decent conversation for once. No I don't want to hear your philosophical bullshit and a holistic cure for having a limp nutsack and I don't give a shaken ass about how great your girlfriend fucks. For all the big sopping brains around, you'd think something interesting would be said every once in a while.

And don't pull that "if you want news, make it." I said no philosophical dook.

And it's not complaining! Reporting the facts, alright?

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	phase3 2010-07-11 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Newsflash wank stain, I am a whore. They sob their shit all over me, not the other way around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:33 am UTC (link)
	You know you're not supposed to brag about that shit? Maybe you missed the memo, but I'm benevolent enough to remind you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I suck ten cocks a night on a slow night, get fucked by the most foulest men you could ever think of. That is nothing to brag about, the pay check of one night beats sitting in an office for a week for the same pay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:40 am UTC (link)
	That's fucking gross. You're like a walking cesspool of sexually transmitted disgustingness. Pretty sure your life's most useful moment will be when you die. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
	I'm touched by your kind words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
	Go touch your asshole with a Brillo pad soaked in bleach. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:48 am UTC (link)
	And concern about personal hygiene as well. Not not a bad person after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm a goddamned saint, I know. Always good when the heathens know their place. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:52 am UTC (link)
	You're a fucking hanky head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:53 am UTC (link)
	A what? That doesn't even make sense. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Jesus freak. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:57 am UTC (link)
	Fuck Jesus. I don't believe in fairy tales. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 11:02 am UTC (link)
	So your use of the word 'heathen' was inspired by dictionary.com word of the day? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 11:04 am UTC (link)
	I can use words however I please, dribble lips. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 11:06 am UTC (link)
	I clean up after myself. There is nothing dribbling down them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 11:08 am UTC (link)
	Shut up! That's so disgusting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 11:11 am UTC (link)
	Muff diving not your scene then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	There's something deeply wrong with you isn't there? So what is it, Daddy touch you too much? Mommy never loved you but loved to put lipstick on you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Parental abuse? That is all you could come up with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-12 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Just as creative as you telling me to choke on a dick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-12 01:11 am UTC (link)
	And what was yours? Dribble lips? How pathetic is that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-12 01:15 am UTC (link)
	You're the one with the fucking dribble, not me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-12 01:15 am UTC (link)
	And you must have blue balls unless your hand is going steady with you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-12 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Don't get so interested in my balls, whore. Not interested in your dribble. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-12 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Applying a bit of pressure to them while you are going down right near the end gives them a bit of a shock so they can't keep themselves in control. Does get messy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)