If humans have the biggest brains out of all the special little creatures, why the hell can't I find someone who can hold a decent conversation for once. No I don't want to hear your philosophical bullshit and a holistic cure for having a limp nutsack and I don't give a shaken ass about how great your girlfriend fucks. For all the big sopping brains around, you'd think something interesting would be said every once in a while.

And don't pull that "if you want news, make it." I said no philosophical dook.

And it's not complaining! Reporting the facts, alright?