Things I hate

Foolish little brother
Paperwork
Doing things for other people
When I run out of dango
When I don't get sex from that rough girl down the street
People snore too loud
The Jashin cat that always makes it into roleplays. since when did Hidan have a cat?
The lack of attention focused on me, because I am too pretty
When foolish little brother takes my favorite dildo and doesn't wash it afterward
Everything, because I like to complain

Things I like

Tiptoeing through the tulips
Dango because it is so readily available in America
Touching dango
Wearing large hats
Touching myself in an impure manner using a bottle of hand lotion
Foolish little brother when he puts out
Bitching about people
When I get to sit on my ass all day long and do nothing
I want a cheeseburger without the bun and just fill it full of meat right now. Make sure it's steak.
Smacking a bitch up