If humans have the biggest brains out of all the special little creatures, why the hell can't I find someone who can hold a decent conversation for once. No I don't want to hear your philosophical bullshit and a holistic cure for having a limp nutsack and I don't give a shaken ass about how great your girlfriend fucks. For all the big sopping brains around, you'd think something interesting would be said every once in a while.
And don't pull that "if you want news, make it." I said no philosophical dook.
And it's not complaining! Reporting the facts, alright?
Foolish little brother Paperwork Doing things for other people When I run out of dango When I don't get sex from that rough girl down the street People snore too loud The Jashin cat that always makes it into roleplays. since when did Hidan have a cat? The lack of attention focused on me, because I am too pretty When foolish little brother takes my favorite dildo and doesn't wash it afterward Everything, because I like to complain
Things I like
Tiptoeing through the tulips Dango because it is so readily available in America Touching dango Wearing large hats Touching myself in an impure manner using a bottle of hand lotion Foolish little brother when he puts out Bitching about people When I get to sit on my ass all day long and do nothing I want a cheeseburger without the bun and just fill it full of meat right now. Make sure it's steak. Smacking a bitch up
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