mmmbeards (mmmbeards) wrote in equations,
@ 2009-02-03 11:01:00

a friend of my friends crashed at my house this weekend and while we were heading out the door, casually mentioned that she "might have" peed the bed because she "woke up all wet". what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK!? do people not feel shame any more? this is unacceptable and she's not allowed in my home unsupervised again (or at the least all i need is a warning before she comes over so i can put down some newspapers)

anyway, moving on, my adorable friend, daniel, turned 22 this weekend and we all went out for interracial dinner.

i am always a drunken mess.

"NO, GO AWAY"

daniel and his LADYFRIEND

daniel and his friend he met on the train

i am one of those three asians in the above photo.

i've been going out too much lately and as a result i have $0.14 in my bank account until thursday at midnight. my dad happens to be in town for the next three weeks, however, so maybe i can extract some free-lunches from this man or force him to take me grocery shopping.

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freebird
2009-02-03 10:02 pm UTC (link)

omg this guy i knew that was dating my then-friend at the time got fucked up on over-the-counter drugs & then pissed himself hahahahha. i txted my then-friend about it & she just laughed at him, she still fucked him afterward! (i mean not that day - i dont believe - BUT STILL! HOW CAN YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO PISSES THEMSELVES AT A PARTY?) disgrace. complete disgrace. he wasn't even embarrassed. he just told us. he was pissed that i told his then-gf though bahahhaa.

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	mmmbeards 2009-02-03 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	THAT IS DISGUSTING, WHO ARE THESE UNAPOLOGETIC URINATORS WHO THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mmmbeards 2009-02-03 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	and i mean, i understand it's a really embarrassing accidentally to be unable to control your bodily functions but i strongly believe that there is a direct correlation between the amount of guilt felt and the amount of forgiveness given in these cases. also, she didn't even offer to wash her soiled sheets and i hate her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	freebird 2009-02-04 03:06 am UTC (link)
	those people have a special place in hell :] also, i don't understand where manners have gone in the world. or self-respect. or any respect, for that matter. wtf is wrong with today's world?! in the 50's, this would have never have happened! NEVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ballet 2009-02-03 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Peeing on your couch gives you probable cause to smack a hoe you know that right? Otherwise you are one lovely lady. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mmmbeards 2009-02-04 12:40 am UTC (link)
	you are completely right, i just wish it wasn't so early in the morning and i was in a more bitch-slapping mood! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ballet
2009-02-04 05:32 am UTC (link)

In the morning I am always in a bitch slapping mood, that chick would've been beat. However, I had this girl over from VT and she was sloshed out of mind body and soul, and she peed all over my floor, the mattress I let her sleep on, and also had the drunken nerve to put her pee/ladystuff-soaked-used girl products (yes she had both in/on) on the floor next to my toilet so my dad would get up later and see them. Yeah, she didn't sleep over again after that. Subsequently, she ended up in rehab. /novel

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	mmmbeards 2009-02-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
	holy fuck, and i thought this chick was crazy. i never knew there were so many victims of drive-by urination. D= (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pocahontas 2009-02-04 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I have a friend who threw up all in my kitchen sink (with dishes in it and everything) at a party that we had. I was PISSED. Luckily he cleaned up after himself and whatnot, but just thinking about it makes me cringe. He also threw up in our living room once too lol (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mmmbeards 2009-02-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
	that is really gross but it sounds like he was making an effort to minimize his damage! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubblegum 2009-02-04 02:25 am UTC (link)
	nothing about peeing on any piece of furniture , much less someones elses, is ok. ..seriously. I feel for you. on that note, at least she didn't bleed on it. (I have a friend who decided to throw a party one day and woke up to that... menstrual blood... not pleasant) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mmmbeards 2009-02-04 08:02 am UTC (link)
	EWW EWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW there are no words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubblegum 2009-02-04 11:02 am UTC (link)
	precisely my reaction. What could possibly go on in these peoples head to assume these things are no big deal? ... the world may never know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equation_mod 2009-02-04 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	+20 (Reply to this)

	renewal 2009-02-04 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	hahaha a guy was staying over at my exs house after drinking with another girl and they slept on the couch, the girl peed all over the guy and the couch hahahaa, funny thing is the guy had a girlfriend anyway, so i was like yep thats karma. ps. you are the prettiest person ever. (Reply to this)

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