Riley to Carly
Riley sent back an identical gift.
My dearest, darlingest butterfly Carly,
I long for the day you will love me as I love you
Jesus fucking christ bro, this shit is DANGEROUS. Sent some to your bonehead yet? I wonder if you get a thing for Mrs Apple if you buy them for yourself...
PS: Giving love potion to lesbians is a heinous violation of sexual freedoms and only further perpetuates the heterocentric focus of Valentine's Day, which by the way is a celebration of a dude who got shot in the face by some chick's dad.
I long for the day you will love me as I love you
Jesus fucking christ bro, this shit is DANGEROUS. Sent some to your bonehead yet? I wonder if you get a thing for Mrs Apple if you buy them for yourself...
PS: Giving love potion to lesbians is a heinous violation of sexual freedoms and only further perpetuates the heterocentric focus of Valentine's Day, which by the way is a celebration of a dude who got shot in the face by some chick's dad.