Cinna's eyes grew wide and her mouth fell open in a kind of macabre, surprised grin. "OMG. STAS. Are you applying for the boyfriend position? Because like, I'm hiring manager. You gotta go through me to date Abby. I want a cover letter detailing all the ways you're gonna treat her awesome, and then you have to interview. If you make the shortlist, you know. This is like a super important role, I can't just give it to any weenie."