the_hyper_teen (the_hyper_teen) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2010-06-28 01:31:00

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THE COMING OF THE HYPER-TEEN!
Anyone who kept a close watch on anything closer to the Earth than the moon probably took notice as two space-ships suddenly arrived in orbit, one towing the other.

Both were head-shaped.

Onboard the connecting tunnel between the two ships, the younger of two men surveys the Earth with awe.

"So.... great father, this is the planet where you wish Varon to make his mark upon the universe?"

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	bobblehead 2010-07-24 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Pippi blinks, working over big words like aesthetic and ingenuity - the last one especially confuses her. Go figure. "Ok, so why did Vartox make the ship angry?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)

"The headship is NOT angry! It is merely decorated with an appropriately stern visage to illustrate its grandeur!" Varon protests, slightly annoyed.

"But very well! The Hyper Teen has no wish to bring fear to the inhabitants of this simple planet." He flies back to the ship, turning on a cloaking device, then flying back to the insectoid craft.

"Might you be superheroes by any chance?"

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	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-25 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	From what God-forsaken corner of the universe did they dig this guy up? "...Depends. What happens if we say yes?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-26 12:10 am UTC (link)
	"Ha ha ha!" Varon bellows with laughter. "What a silly little thing you are. The Hyper Teen has come to this planet to aid in its defense, and, naturally, to ally himself with its champions!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Dinah just stared. "...If we take you to meet some of those champions, will you put on pants?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	The conversation is mostly lost on Pippi. "Hmph, I still say it looks angry." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	"It is NOT angry! It is STOIC." Varon insists, before turning back to the redhead. "Pants? Varon has no pants. Varon needs no pants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Varon also apparently has no need for pronouns either," Dinah muttered. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	"Geez, no wonder the ship is angry. Your people sure are cranky." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	"The ship is not angry! It is a very nice ship! Complete with dance hall, fully automated kitchen, sleeping quarters, and the Clothing Dispensor 13-Thousand!" His father gave him that ship! Don't you tiny mortals go talking smack about it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	"Why does a starship have a dance hall?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	"And with no one else with you, did you just do the 'no pants' dance a thousand times on the way here or something?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Why doesn't your ship have a dance hall?" Varon counters, before pausing. "And, to be fair, 'hall' makes it sound a bit larger than it is. But where else would the dance floor and orbus glamorous go?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Orbus... glamorous?" Dinah asked. "...BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" She giggled until she was nearly in tears. "Does it... does it... hee-hee-hee goes it get stored in the Boxor of Roxor?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-29 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Pippi looks blankly between Dinah and Varon. "Uhm... her ship is kinda little for a dance hall. And it'd be weird dancing inside a bug... almost as weird as dancing inside a frowny face." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-29 12:24 am UTC (link)
	"It is not a frowny face," he insists again. He cocks his head at the redhead. "What a strange dialect..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-29 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Dinah looked over at Pippi. "So, what do you think? Should we bring him back to the Tower?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-29 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	"Only if we can take him pants shopping first. And that hair is horrible. He could use some skin cream too... no wonder his ship is frowny." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-29 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Varon pouts. "What is wrong with my hair?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-29 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	"The pants thing is important," Dinah reflected. "Jeans, khakis, whatever, as long as we make him where them." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-30 06:20 am UTC (link)
	"Definitely, he needs pants. I guess we can let the hair thing go. I'll get him some good shampoo for that." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-30 11:49 am UTC (link)
	Well this was all... somewhat disconcerting. "Ladies... Var--- I have not come to this planet for fashion advice. I am here to ally myself with other young heroes against evil. I'm not sure you're getting that." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-30 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, we get it," Dinah said. "You just don't seem to be getting the importance of pants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-30 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	They have some solidarity on this one. Dinah will probably be horrified later. "Yeah, no fighting evil without pants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-30 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	"Honestly, it doesn't seem that important. This outfit allows for great maneuverability. Your Earthen environments have nothing that can threaten my hyper-body, and a great number of your heroes adventure without pants." He counts off on his fingers. "Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Terra, Robin, Aqualad, Zatanna, The Spectre..." He rambles on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)