the_hyper_teen (the_hyper_teen) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2010-06-28 01:31:00

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THE COMING OF THE HYPER-TEEN!
Anyone who kept a close watch on anything closer to the Earth than the moon probably took notice as two space-ships suddenly arrived in orbit, one towing the other.

Both were head-shaped.

Onboard the connecting tunnel between the two ships, the younger of two men surveys the Earth with awe.

"So.... great father, this is the planet where you wish Varon to make his mark upon the universe?"

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	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-10 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't know," Dinah admitted. "But it's disturbing the locals. What say we check it out?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-10 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	"Alright! Let me get into costume and we can go!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
	"I'll be prepping the Bug. Meet me in the Hangar." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-11 12:47 am UTC (link)

The headship continues cruising quietly above the city, spreading not so much panic at this point, but a plentiful portion of confusion and frantic energy.

It then begins coming lower, one of the eyes opening, revealing a young man standing in... not much.

"CITIZENS OF EARTHLING CITY OF SAINT FRANK IS GO!" An amplified voice booms.

"VARON - THE HYPER-TEEN, HAS COME TO YOUR PLANET TO AID IN ITS DEFENSES! DO NOT BE AFRAID, EVEN THOUGH VARON HAS POWERS WHICH COULD REDUCE THIS AND MANY OTHER CITIES TO RUBBLE. HE BESEECHES YOU NOW, WHERE CAN THE HYPER-TEEN PROCURE THE EARTHLING DELICACY KNOWN AS PIZZA? WITH PEPPERONI, IF POSSIBLE."

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	bobblehead 2010-07-11 03:31 am UTC (link)
	"Huh, that costume is terrible. And he sounds dumb." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-11 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	"...where are his pants?" Dinah managed. She put on the Bug's external speakers. "Hey! This is a no-parking zone, buddy!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-11 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ah! An Earth vehicle! "Greetings costumed adventurers!" Varon flies down to greet them, landing on the windshield of the vehicle. "Varon thanks you for greeting him upon his arrival. The Hyper Teen bids you come forth, and experience all that Varon has to offer!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-12 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pippi bounces up onto the vehicle, making an impressive leap in her own right. She eyes the man curiously. "Welcome to Earth. Why is your space ship angry?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	...He was on her ship. With his... his... in front of her windshield... "You're causing a panic pal," Dinah said. "You gotta move that ship." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-13 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Varon grins at the reception, then furrows his brow in curiosity. "The aesthetic of the headship displeases you, fair one? It is the pinnacle of Tynolan ingenuity and the workings of the hyper-mind of VARTOX - THE HYPER MAN!" He pauses, then grins again. "My father." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're frightening the locals. Move it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-24 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Pippi blinks, working over big words like aesthetic and ingenuity - the last one especially confuses her. Go figure. "Ok, so why did Vartox make the ship angry?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_hyper_teen
2010-07-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)

"The headship is NOT angry! It is merely decorated with an appropriately stern visage to illustrate its grandeur!" Varon protests, slightly annoyed.

"But very well! The Hyper Teen has no wish to bring fear to the inhabitants of this simple planet." He flies back to the ship, turning on a cloaking device, then flying back to the insectoid craft.

"Might you be superheroes by any chance?"

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	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-25 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	From what God-forsaken corner of the universe did they dig this guy up? "...Depends. What happens if we say yes?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-26 12:10 am UTC (link)
	"Ha ha ha!" Varon bellows with laughter. "What a silly little thing you are. The Hyper Teen has come to this planet to aid in its defense, and, naturally, to ally himself with its champions!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Dinah just stared. "...If we take you to meet some of those champions, will you put on pants?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	The conversation is mostly lost on Pippi. "Hmph, I still say it looks angry." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	"It is NOT angry! It is STOIC." Varon insists, before turning back to the redhead. "Pants? Varon has no pants. Varon needs no pants." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Varon also apparently has no need for pronouns either," Dinah muttered. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	"Geez, no wonder the ship is angry. Your people sure are cranky." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	"The ship is not angry! It is a very nice ship! Complete with dance hall, fully automated kitchen, sleeping quarters, and the Clothing Dispensor 13-Thousand!" His father gave him that ship! Don't you tiny mortals go talking smack about it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	"Why does a starship have a dance hall?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2010-07-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	"And with no one else with you, did you just do the 'no pants' dance a thousand times on the way here or something?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_hyper_teen 2010-07-28 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Why doesn't your ship have a dance hall?" Varon counters, before pausing. "And, to be fair, 'hall' makes it sound a bit larger than it is. But where else would the dance floor and orbus glamorous go?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2010-07-28 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Orbus... glamorous?" Dinah asked. "...BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" She giggled until she was nearly in tears. "Does it... does it... hee-hee-hee goes it get stored in the Boxor of Roxor?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)