dc_holiday (dc_holiday) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2011-04-25 01:56:00

Entry tags:

dinah kord, goldstar, inactive -adam hall, npc - mitzi storm, pippi peppers, plot - "be my...", team - titans east

Show me your... Christmas Spirit
New York City was seeing a beautiful spring day. The temperature was sixty degrees, the sun was out and New Yorkers were enjoying the perfect spring day. The grass in Central Park was green and the trees had buds on them.

Without warning the temperature dropped to a balmy thirty degrees and snow started falling all around the city. Strands of Christmas lights appeared on trees and Christmas music started blaring from speakers around the city. The clothes of the residents of the city, including the superhero population, turned into bikinis and surf shorts.

The snow continued to fall and eventually the city was coated in white. Ice formed in front of Rockefeller Center and the skating rink was back. Jingle bells could be heard and eventually Santa Claus, wearing a Nixon mask, appeared and he was flanked by elves wearing masks of presidents. All of the elves carried strings of beads and wore smiles on their faces.

It was a chaotic scene.

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	bobblehead 2011-04-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Pippi was looking for the imps - really. Truly. But there was presents involved. Presents are important. They have ribbons. Some of them sparkle. And its Santa. "Ooohhh, ooohhh, Santa, over here!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmemissstorm 2011-04-29 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Mitzi looks at Pippi like she's grown a second head. "Pippi! We're not supposed to be trying to draw his attention! We're looking for the imps. Focus, please!" Mitzi says. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2011-05-02 12:54 am UTC (link)
	The nice thing about the Scarab armor? It made useful snow shovels and snow blowers. Dinah had little problem pushing through some of the heavier snow drifts, freeing trapped people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dc_holiday 2011-05-05 02:36 am UTC (link)
	The elves continued to have a grand time in the streets of New York. Some were even building snowmen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bobblehead 2011-05-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	"But its SANTA!" Pippi replies, still trying to catch one of the presents. The imps are great, but not as great as free presents! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmemissstorm 2011-05-10 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, it was time to play dirty. "Pippi..if we don't stop the imps and elves...the unicorns will declare everyone in this city impure. Forever. " Mitzi says. She waits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bobblehead
2011-05-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)

*blink*...*blink*...*blink*

Proccessing.... processing....

"But... but... he knows when you've been sleeping..."

file: Presents!!!!.exe does not compute, program: Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot?
retry

"But... but... bowl full of jelly..."

file Santa2.0 does not compute, program:Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot.
retry

"Elves working their way through dental school in the workshop..."

file Elves.dat will not load, program: Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot?
Reboot.

Loading Pippi-vision, reformatting files Santa2.0, Presents!.exe, Elves.dat...

Pippi's eyes light up Indigo with the blazing fury of a million good little boys and girls whose dreams have been shattered.
Her hands go for her backpack.

"Santa, you've been naughty..."

The indigo glow builds up, and for a block, elves find themselves missing, people just happen to wiggle free, stray dogs start coming to the rescue. Rats bubble out of the sewers to start chewing people free.

And Pippi locks her eyes on Nixon-Santa.

"You... you're a BAD SANTA... You ARE a Crook!... and... and..."

Yep, Unicorns win.

"I have a chainsaw, you tubby reindeer abusing bitch!"

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	bwa_ha_ha 2011-05-10 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Working on her own part of helping people, Dinah couldn't help but feel a sudden chill go down her spine, even if she didn't know the reason, other than it owing nothing to the snow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seasiren 2011-05-10 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Ash looks over at Dinah as she helps. Did she feel that chill too? She had a feeling someone said or did something and it may not have been well, 'nice'. Hopefully the others were okay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2011-05-11 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Riley feels like he's in Warsaw in the 40's. It's that degree of bad mojo. No time for that! "This way folks! Please evacuate the area in an orderly fashion!" Goldstar swoops down to help along an elderly couple nearly being swept away in the confusion. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	callmemissstorm 2011-05-11 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Mitzi can't help but smile at her handiwork. Pippi was hell on two legs when she put her mind to it. "I hate to brag, but damn I'm good." she says, getting out of Pippi's way and helping with crowd control. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bobblehead
2011-05-11 02:11 am UTC (link)

A couple presents are cut out of the air, and somehow, the people wrapped in lights that are in the way are cut free with no one injured as Pippi charges at bad-Santa.

Most of the elves go dodging out of the way without too much difficulty, but Pippi's charged up super agility is enough to catch a couple of them.

Most important though, all the reindeer within those few blocks stop the stampede and switch sides, attacking elves and helping escort people to relative safety.... and start prancing like their usual cartoon equivalents in the process, but at least they're helping.

Santa-Nixon goes backpedalling with surprising speed for someone that big, holding up two peace signs in apparent hopes Pippi will believe the intent and cease her chainsaw swinging fury, accompanied by occasional exclamations over the roar of the Chainsaw of Compassion.

"... And you didn't get Buffy a pony!"
"... How could you mistake Hula Hair Barbie for Pretty Dreams Barbie?! Hula Hair Barbie was TACKY!"
"... What is a reindeer game?! Tell me! TELL ME!"

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	dc_holiday 2011-05-12 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Santa was indeed backpedaling and quick. This wasn't how it was supposed to be. "It was a clerical error!" he shouted. "Clerical error!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bobblehead
2011-05-12 06:37 am UTC (link)

Pippi backs him up to a wall, her eyes still flaring bright Indigo.

"Alright, Santa..." At which point, the tiara of compassion reminds her that slicing and dicing holiday icons isn't very compassionate, unicorns or not.

The chainsaw stops an inch short of starting to trim his beard.

"I think someone has forgotten the true reason we celebrate Christmas on..." she checks her Hello Kitty digital watch. "...May 12th... happy children and holiday sales!"

She looks around the area. "I don't hear children laughing, do you? And all the shops are frozen shut! How are people supposed to get great holiday deals like that? So, I'm going to give you just one chance to take that silly mask off and start being Jolly!"

She backs off a little, but keeps the chainsaw leveled.

"Here are my terms...
one, you will tell all of the reindeer to stop being mean to Rudolph.
two, you and your midget brigade will untie all of these people, and give them each a neo-pet... except Dinah. She doesn't like neo-pets. She likes smart things... so give her a calculator. She'll like that. But it better be a nice one.
Uhm... where was I..." she checks her fingers on the hand not holding the chainsaw of compassion, counting up.
"Three, you will learn all the Barbies ever. Fashion is IMPORTANT TO CHRISTMAS. How are little girls supposed to learn if they only get glittery hula skirts?
Four, you and your elves will open up all these shops, and mark everything... and I mean EVERYTHING fifty percent off. You can't have Christmas in May without sales.

Then, after whatever number I said last, you and all of your helpers will get your jolly butts back to the North Pole and start working on your nice lists... there's not much time now before Christmas in July sales start! Think, Santa, think about these things!

Now get to work before I make it a lot easier to get down all those chimneys, got it?!"

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	dc_holiday 2011-05-12 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	Santa knew a lot of things and he knew he was defeated. This little girl was more than he had thought. "Everything shall be as it was and should be." The snow disappeared and the city went back to a normal spring day. The reindeer and the elves disappeared, leaving the citizens free. Santa was the last to disappear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2011-05-12 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Dinah just blinked as everything returned to normal. "I bet there's an explanation for this. And I bet I really don't want to hear it." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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