*blink*...*blink*...*blink*
Proccessing.... processing....
"But... but... he knows when you've been sleeping..."
file: Presents!!!!.exe does not compute, program: Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot?
retry
"But... but... bowl full of jelly..."
file Santa2.0 does not compute, program:Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot.
retry
"Elves working their way through dental school in the workshop..."
file Elves.dat will not load, program: Pippi-vision frozen, abort, retry, reboot?
Reboot.
Loading Pippi-vision, reformatting files Santa2.0, Presents!.exe, Elves.dat...
Pippi's eyes light up Indigo with the blazing fury of a million good little boys and girls whose dreams have been shattered.
Her hands go for her backpack.
"Santa, you've been naughty..."
The indigo glow builds up, and for a block, elves find themselves missing, people just happen to wiggle free, stray dogs start coming to the rescue. Rats bubble out of the sewers to start chewing people free.
And Pippi locks her eyes on Nixon-Santa.
"You... you're a BAD SANTA... You ARE a Crook!... and... and..."
Yep, Unicorns win.
"I have a chainsaw, you tubby reindeer abusing bitch!"
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