"Yeah, yeah. Moving on. The trick, Casey, is to not being the absolute geek that you are. Not with first impressions, at least. Girls like assholes, no rhyme or reason to it. Just a simple fact."

He stopped them in front of a group of girls that were chatting together over what looked like lattes. Holding up a finger, he indicated for Casey to watch.

"Bonjour Mesdames, voulez-vous me sucer la bite?" He asked, smiling sweetly at them all as he made himself at home at their table. At first the group seemed surprised by his intrusion, but despite that a few were blushing already.