From: meandmyuke	Date: March 9th, 2011 04:19 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

Apple was far beyond wasted. He had just been taking a hit when he heard Tatum's voice and choked a bit on the smoke. "Whaaat?" he coughed, trying to play it cool. Once he got his coughing under control he smirked at his friend. "Tatum, we are surrounded by a sea of assholes," he said throwing his arm around her shoulders. "And any one of us assholes would be lucky to see your boobies," he giggled at the word boobies.

"The hat is cute," he said playfully tapping the top of her head.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 9th, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"You really like it?" she quickly asked of the hat, hastily adjusting it on her head a little. It had been a last minute decision, easier than doing her hair like other girls had clearly chosen to do. She took another hit, holding it extra long before exhaling to the sky. "Thanks man."

She moved over closer to the side of the house, leaning back on it. "Nobody wants to see my tits though for real, they're like.. little tiny teeny boobies. Do you know like, I don't even have to wear a bra most of the time. How fucked up is that? I'm like a little boy," she mused, shaking her head and lifting the schnapps to have another gulp. "Fuck it."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 9th, 2011 07:22 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"I do," he said sweetly to his friend, following her to the side of the house. He leaned against the wall near her and pouted. "You are beauuuuuuuuutiful," Apple said before taking another hit. "I'm not fucking with you Tate, if you weren't a lesbian I would totally go on dates with you! Sometimes less is more."

"Here," he undid his tie a little and pulled it over his head. "I will give you my tie for a flash," he offered. "I'm not a perv, I promise," he grinned.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 10th, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

Tatum held smoke in her cheeks, staring blankly at him as he began to loosen up the tie. When it was offered to her, she reached out to take it cautiously, exhaling in a puff and laughing a little bit. "Are you serious?" she asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

"There are some things you can't unsee."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 10th, 2011 02:50 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"I'm so serious!" he giggled. "I'll go first," he lifted his own shirt above his head and laughed. "Your boobies are gonna be waaaaaaay better than mine."

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:00 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Holy shit," Tatum laughed, giving him a playful little shove. She almost dropped her joint, but quickly recovered, bringing it back to her lips. "Okay, okay, but don't even laugh at me," she warned, inhaling on what was left before tossing the roach onto the deck and stepping it out with the toe of her sneaker.

"Bra is ugly by the way," she joked, reaching down and grabbing the bottom of her tee. "Seriously, don't laugh!" she warned a second time, laughing herself as soon as she said it. God, she needed more schnapps.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:04 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

Apple laughed and took a few stumbley steps. "Scouts honor and shit," he said holding up three fingers. He thought that was the scout's symbol, right?

"I won't laugh," he said putting his hand over his heart. "Did you see mine? Do you need to see 'em again? I got nothin' to work with!" he joked.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:11 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"You say that like I got anything to work with," Tatum shot back, grinning at him through a small cloud of smoke that seemed to hang around them. She glanced over her shoulder, there were only a couple of other people out there, and at least one seemed passed out. It was now or never.

Pulling her shirt up quickly, the red-head squinted her eyes shut, grinning from behind the yanked up tee. "Bet you thought I wouldn't even do it," she teased, laughing loudly.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

He really hadn't expected her to flash him and grinned out of shock. "What are you talking about? You have great boobies!"

"You get my tie and all my beads!" he said handing them all over. "It's like secret great boobies because everyone else here has their heads up their own asses," he grinned.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:38 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"It has to be secret! Don't like, tell Frankie or something. It's just Mardi Gras, it ain't no thing," she replied, hauling her shirt back down and adjusting it slightly, getting comfy once again. She took the beads and ducked under them, before getting to adjusting the tie around her neck. "Well earned riches," she commented, twisting some beads around her finger.

"I feel less left out now, dude. Thanks," she added, lifting a hand up to give him a fist bump.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 10th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

He put his finger to his lips and grinned. "Mums the word Tate," he giggled. "Everyone flashes on Mardi Gras, I flash on Mardi Gras!" Although he probably should have checked with his girlfriend if that was okay first. Still... it made his friend feel more included, he didn't like seeing his friends feel bad about themselves. Janis would understand... he hoped.

Apple fist bumped her with a big grin. "That were well earned," he agreed. "I'm glad I could be of service," he gave a little bow. "I'm honored. Wait... so am I the only guy who's seen your lady pillows?"

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 10th, 2011 11:49 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Go big or go home," Tatum agreed, nodding sagely. She lifted the schnapps bottle up, taking a long chug before lowering it. "And I ain't fucking ready to go home. I didn't even wanna come here, but it's not bad if I just stay away from everybody. I'm pretty chilled right now," she murmured, grinning at the fist bump.

When he asked about lady pillows though, she burst into laughter, tipping her head back against the side of the house and lowering her hat over her eyes. "Yes! How many dudes did you think I go and like just, show my junk to?"

She paused a moment before going on. "Actually, I think you're the second, technically. I think I showed one of my brother's friends once when we were like.. thirteen. But it was for a gram. And are those really boobs? Thirteen year old boobs? I'm almost seventeen and they still aren't really boobies."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 10th, 2011 07:41 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"These things are always a little weird," he shrugged. "To be honest I usually just get high as fuck and stay on the outside of it all."

Apple laughed. "I'm not sayin you go around flashing your lady goods," he said putting his hands up in the air in surrender.

"They're real boobs, they're... proportional," he said finding the right word. "Perky!" he giggled. "But thirteen year old boobies, that's not the real thing, not quite."

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 11th, 2011 03:13 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

Tatum laughed, shaking her head at him. "Perky, I like that one. I like a good pair of perky boobs," she replied, giving that sagely nod again. "Big boobs aren't all they're cracked up to be. Even the fake ones are kind of weird looking.. chicks with small boobs are usually pretty cute."

Sliding down into a sitting position, still against the side of the house, she held the schnapps bottle between her knees. "Would you think I was a fucking loser if I told you I never really even like, touched boobs until a couple months ago? Like, real boobs."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 11th, 2011 04:06 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Me too," he grinned taking another hit. "I can't imagine having big boobies," he said after letting out a puff of smoke. "Like... wouldn't they just get in the way?" he asked with that little smirk growing bigger.

Apple slid down the wall next to her and took a seat, pulling his flask out of his pocket. He took a swig and sighed. "I would not think you're a loser at all. I didn't touch anyone's boobs until this past summer and it wasn't even like under the shirt," he admitted. "Chick said I was too high so she broke up with me before I had the chance," he laughed and took another swig from his flask. For as chill a kid as Apple was, he hadn't been comfortable telling anyone else about his sexuality. "Jan's different though, she's so fuckin cute," he giggled.

"Hey! Would you think I was a fucking loser if I told you I used to make out with a guy?" he grinned.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 11th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Don't forget the back problems! It's like, a legit thing. Women with huge boobs always have bad backs, it's science," Tatum added, nodding. "Plus totally in the way. Or I guess they'd be in the way. It makes sense, right?"

Tatum leaned forward onto her pulled up knees, grinning lazily as she listened to Apple speak. "I definitely wouldn't think you were a fucking loser if you told me that. Who cares? Was it good? I always kind of figured dudes would be really awkward at kissing. Girls are so soft and like.. I dunno. You know what I mean, right?" she asked, turning to look at him with drunken seriousness.

"Girls are just like, girly."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 12th, 2011 02:35 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Oh my god, I'm getting sympathy back pains just thinking about it," he joked putting his hand behind his back. "Can you imagine running with those things?"

"It was alright, I mean... I'm kind of a cuddle slut so that was nice but you're right, the kissing wasn't my favorite," he admitted. "Girls are a lot sweeter," he grinned. "Girly and soft and cute," he giggled.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 12th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"I can't imagine running at all," Tatum replied plainly, pulling a scrunched up face. "I'm so out of shape it's ridiculous. I get tired and wheezy just thinking about playing sports. It's like, no way. Too high for that shit, no thank you," she explained, head shaking. "Except skateboarding, cause then you're on wheels."

She lifted her schnapps again, taking another sip from it. Nearly gone now, but well worth it. "Girls are the best. Do girls like athletes? I mean, like.. typically? I think they do. Professional ones, anyway. Why are athletes such douchebags though?"

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 12th, 2011 03:29 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

Apple laughed. "Yeah, running is just... a waste of energy man, like you can get to the same place by walking," he took a sip from his flask. "Yeah! Skateboarding! And yoga, hiking, and climbing for me, but those you just take your time, none of that rushing nonsense," he said nodding.

"I don't think so Tate. I think the good ones like people for who they are like... inside and shit, not for like what they are... outside," he said drunkenly. "Athletes are douchebags because they're all... oooo look at my hot booooody," Apple said in a deeper voice, shimmying his shoulders to mock muscle head athletes.

He burst into giggles. "I don't know, some athletes are alright though. Like... like my brother is dumb as a box of rocks but he's a nice kid," he shrugged.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 13th, 2011 11:56 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Oh yeah, man! I fucking love yoga, I've been.. slack as hell though. I used to do some every day last year, it was really good for stress, but I've been a lazy stoner this year. I gotta get back into that shit," Tatum mused, nodding along with him.

She laughed at his athlete impression, clapping him hard on the back. "Exactly! That's like.. I dunno. I guess they're hot, but cute weird girls are.. cuter. Give me a nerd over a quodpot player any day," she replied. "I wanted to be a cheerleader when I first started school. How weird is that? I like, really wanted it. Too bad I was terrible at it."

Pausing, she laughed again. "I never told anybody that. I tried out too, it was.. horrendous."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 14th, 2011 07:29 am (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"Let's do yoga together!" he said excitedly. "I do it every day man, it's like... you can just zone and do your thing and nothing else matters. I can't go a day without it," he grinned.

He laughed and nodded. "Right? Like... they're nice too look at but I like my little weird girls way better," he agreed. "Aww Tate, you would be such a cute little cheerleader," he beamed at her. "Have you thought about trying again? I bet you could get one of those girls to give you lessons or somethin."

"You can tell me anything, I like... won't judge," he nodded. "I feel like I can tell you anything you know? Like, you're like... the girl version of a bro... you know?" he mused.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 20th, 2011 12:37 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"I know what you mean, man. I used to do it like, every morning in the summer. Get up super early, smoke a bat, do some yoga, and back to bed until noon.. shit is so cash," Tatum explained, grinning back.

She laughed a little at the thought of being a cheerleader now, shaking her head quickly. "No fucking way. Being on the field with Amber and Ginger potentially out there somewhere at all times? I'd hyper-ventilate every time we played Lalaurie. I couldn't do it," she admitted, shivering at the thought. "The skirts are cute though. On the other girls, not on me. Like, in general, they're cute."

She slumped more against the wall, looking at him seriously as he spoke. "Thanks, man. That means a lot. I never really felt like.. I dunno, a girl? I mean, I am a girl! I love being a girl, and I.. definitely love girls. But I mean, I've always like.. had guy interests. And gotten along with guys. I never spent so much time with another girl who wasn't family until I met Frankie. It's crazy shit."

	From: meandmyuke	Date: March 20th, 2011 03:41 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

He laughed a bit ruefully. "Yeah, that's kinda what I do, except I've been good about going to classes lately," he admitted. "I should probably take fewer classes as soon as I can to get some sleep in time during the morning."

"That's true. Man those chicks just need to fuckin chill. Like maybe if they just took a few hits every once in a while they wouldn't be so..." he scrunched up his face distastefully. "Bitchy. Those skirts are cute though," he giggled.

He looked at Tatum seriously, leaning his head against the wall. "You know, it's like... science and stuff... like girls that have a boy twin get more exposure to testosterone when they are still like chillin in the womb," he tried to explain. "And like... I don't know... most girls are so damn complicated anyways. It's like a rare feat to find one who is not. I can't blame you for hanging with dudes," he grinned. "We're easy," he giggled a little at that.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: March 20th, 2011 04:21 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	Tatum/Apple

"I wish I could take fewer classes. I want to take off periods every semester, bro! But then my dad gets all pissed and it's not worth the fight. I'm gunna take one next year, my birthday is soon and I'll be seventeen so I ain't even mad.. he can't do shit," she rambled, grinning wider and shaking her head. "I can take free period and do yoga all day, fuck yeah."

When he explained about the science, her eyes went wide. "Yeah, man! I definitely heard that before.. maybe that's what happened to me. Sometimes I think I should have been a little boy. You saw my titties, those are like.. boy boobs. Either way, whatever I am, I'm cool with my bros.. it's like bros and hoes.. or hoe. I only have one hoe. And she's not a hoe. But whatever, right?"