"Don't forget the back problems! It's like, a legit thing. Women with huge boobs always have bad backs, it's science," Tatum added, nodding. "Plus totally in the way. Or I guess they'd be in the way. It makes sense, right?"

Tatum leaned forward onto her pulled up knees, grinning lazily as she listened to Apple speak. "I definitely wouldn't think you were a fucking loser if you told me that. Who cares? Was it good? I always kind of figured dudes would be really awkward at kissing. Girls are so soft and like.. I dunno. You know what I mean, right?" she asked, turning to look at him with drunken seriousness.

"Girls are just like, girly."