Tatum laughed, shaking her head at him. "Perky, I like that one. I like a good pair of perky boobs," she replied, giving that sagely nod again. "Big boobs aren't all they're cracked up to be. Even the fake ones are kind of weird looking.. chicks with small boobs are usually pretty cute."

Sliding down into a sitting position, still against the side of the house, she held the schnapps bottle between her knees. "Would you think I was a fucking loser if I told you I never really even like, touched boobs until a couple months ago? Like, real boobs."