"These things are always a little weird," he shrugged. "To be honest I usually just get high as fuck and stay on the outside of it all."

Apple laughed. "I'm not sayin you go around flashing your lady goods," he said putting his hands up in the air in surrender.

"They're real boobs, they're... proportional," he said finding the right word. "Perky!" he giggled. "But thirteen year old boobies, that's not the real thing, not quite."