Amber held Tater in her iron boob trap for just a little longer, so that Ginger could move Frankie away. Then she released the poor girl, and offered her a look of sympathy. "I can't believe she was such a bitch to you! And in front of everybody. Well, not in front of everybody but everybody heard."

She sighed and fished an emergency tissue out of the neckline of her dress and started wiping Tatum's face, smudging her mascara around even more in the process. "It's just not right to treat a girl like this at Valentine's!" The dirtied tissue flew over her shoulder and she started arranging the other girl's hair, trying to make some sense of what was supposed to be going on under the headband.

"She should like, totally be playing Nintenbo or whatever with you right now."