"Ow, fuck!" Charlie frowned and rubbed his shin. "I didn't say she was bad, just is she's got a wooden leg is all."
He sulked for all of two minutes before hunger got the better of him and their waitress came over, sadly with both of her legs although Charlie wondered if she had a glass eye. He flashed her a smile and looked down at his menu.
"Can I have a cheeseburger, chilli fries and vanilla coke" he ordered. "And an ashtray?" He looked briefly over at Jenny but couldn't register her reaction. This diner still let you smoke, no one ever came to check.
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