"I dunno. You wanna read what I said and find out? It's kinda dirty," the dark-haired girl suggested, holding out her phone lazily toward the blonde. "Might scar you for life it is was for him, but you'll never know till you look."

She furrowed her brow a bit at the mention of New Year's, and quickly gave her head a shake. "Nope, you didn't tell me shit. What went down? I totally got shitfaced on vanilla vodka and blew it. I don't even know what happened, except I was in a towel, and it was way too chilly for that."