From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 01:42 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim watched the other boy with amusement, maybe even a little awe. He was much more of the 'swing blindly and bite the ear of your opponent' sort of guy but he could appreciate the skill involved in kung fu shit.

He remained doubtful with Jake's explanation, from the thousands of advances she had spurned she just found him repulsive. It made him feel bad, which Sim was totally out of his depth with, and shook off the feeling. "One day she'll get tired of slapping me and let me put a hand up her shirt" he joked, regaining his composure.

That was more like it, swapping stories and beer. "Hey man, as long as you're buying" he joked again.

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 05:56 pm (UTC)		(Link)

The looks from Simon were well worth the effort it took for Jake to get up the nerve to show off his Tae Kwon Do moves. He thought it would be fun to teach the guy some moves.

“Dude, if she’s slapping you instead of letting you feel her up, it’s her loss!”, Jake soothed Simon’s hurt feelings. Picking up a smooth stone, Jake rubbed it between his thumb and forefinger as he confessed, “I met Emilie in the art room a few days ago, man.” He looked up at Simon through his thick, blond lashes, “Ummmm…I tried to be friendly to her and…well…she hates my fuckin’ guts”, he shrugged, “I don’t know what happened!”

“If I’m buying?”, Jake repeated, with a huge grin, “Dude, my father’s a billionaire. If I’m not buying, I’m a dickhead!”

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim couldn't help but laugh as Jake described his first encounter with Emilie. "Yeah. She's a babe, right? Don't even worry about it. She's always got her panties in a twist." He shook his head. "I mean, the first time we met, if was carnage. The second time she broke Gray's nose."

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 06:26 pm (UTC)		(Link)

“No way!”, Jake exclaimed, “She broke Gray’s nose?!” He tried not to laugh, but couldn’t stop himself and broke loose with a laugh from deep in his chest. “Why is she like that, man?”, Jake asked, truly curious. He gave Simon a light tap on the arm, “She called me an asshole, a retard and she threatened to cut my little dick off!” He laughed and wiped his eyes, “What the fuck, man?!”

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim was laughing now too, remembering Gray's misfortune always had that effect. "It was beautiful, I don't think they've said one word to each other since."

He shrugged at Jake's question. He'd never really thought to ask her why she was like that, it was just Emilie. "No one knows, man. I've met her parents and they're nice and all. She's just always been like that since I knew her at least."

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)

“Damn, man, aren’t you afraid to turn your back on her?”, Jake asked, worried for Simon. “I mean…dude, she blew up my painting!”, he exclaimed, “Used a fuckin’ exploding spell…knocked me on my ass!” He grinned, “Don’t tell her, but she actually did me a favor, cause that painting wasn’t coming out so great anyway.”

Jake shook his head, “Strange, man. I just don’t get it.”

Finger-combing his hair out of his eyes and leaning forward, Jake grinned and leaned forward, “So, what about the other chicks in school? Don’t tell me they all slap you?” He cracked his knuckles, “Believe me, I know there are plenty of friendly girls here at CCI!” He followed his last comment with a knowing wink.

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim thought about it for a second then shrugged again. "I dunno, I never think she's gonna do me any permanent damage or..she would have done it by now. Maybe she's waiting 'til she's out of school and can't get expelled?" Hearing what Emilie had done he grinned slightly despite himself. She really was pretty awesome. "Yeah, but she always looks the best when she's mad at you. Her mouth does this thing."

Sim tried to think of all the girls who hadn't slapped him at one point or another and was struggling to come up with names. "Well no, they don't all slap. Addy punched me once."

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Jake laughed at Simon’s insight into his insane friend, Emilie, “Hey, maybe when you two both graduate, she’ll settle down and want to become your Mrs.?”, he teased. “Yeah, I noticed her mouth doing something”, Jake joked, “It’s called snarling!”

Big blue eyes blared wide when Simon could only remark that Addy had punched him, “Addy punched you? What the fuck, dude?”, he grinned, “Maybe you need some opening lines or something?” Jake cocked an eyebrow, “Don’t tell me you haven’t…ummm…been with any of the young ladies here in school, dude?”

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim snorted. "Whoever said anything about settling down?" As far as Sim was concerned, he would be riding his bike for the rest of his life. Marriage and kids? No way.

Ah, the young ladies. Sure, they were probably less likely to want to cause him harm but where was the fun in that? "I have a no freshman rule" he explained, grinning. "They're more likely to end up crying over you, I guess."

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 09:48 pm (UTC)		(Link)

“Ahhhhh! No ball and chain for you, eh?”, Jake chuckled, “Well, there’s one thing we have in common, bro!”, he held his fist up to bang knuckles.

“Freshmen?! No! ACKKK!”, Jake exclaimed, making a funny face, “Too young, dude!” Rubbing his chin, Jake figured he would just have to come out and be blunt, “I’m just asking whether you’ve had any of the girls…like juniors or seniors…at CCI?” There really should be beer here, “I think I need beer to loosen your tongue!”, he teased. “Dude, I know if I have, you have!”

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim could fist bump that happily, and did.

"Ohhh" he said, suddenly understanding. "I don't usually ask their ages but yeah, some bro. I don't usually remember names. Or faces. Only Mek-" he checked himself suddenly. No one needed to know about that. If Gray found out he'd never hear the end of it. "Just this one chick at Sam's party. It's kind of awkward. It's weird."

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 27th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)

With a fist bump, Jake felt like he and Simon bonded in the brotherhood of dedicated bachelors. How had he not spent any time with this guy before now? Simon was a cool dude…easy to talk to and Jake decided that, if there was any nefarious plans going on at CCI, Simon had no part in them.

“Yeah, I knew a looker like you woulda been around”, Jake complimented. When Simon almost said Meka, their eyes locked; Jake looked away after a moment and flushed. He knew that Simon must not want anyone to know if he had stopped himself like that. “Oh, hey, yeah, some chick at Sam’s party, huh?”, he hit Simon with the back of his hand, “…me too, dude! I hooked up with this Sonnier chick that I hadn’t been with for a few months. Man, she is hot!”

	From: sim	Date: January 27th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Sonnier? I've never managed to fuck a Sonnier chick." Until Sam's party he reminded himself with a wince. "I'm not into that book shit. Sonnier chicks are lacking in tits" he joked.

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 28th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)		(Link)

Oh fuck! Meka was Sonnier too!, Jake smiled uncomfortably at Simon, "Dude, Giselle has nice tits...", he wiggle his eyebrows, "...and nice everything else too." He grinned widely, "Best thing is...she isn't hung up on commitment!"

Rubbing his stomach, Jake licked his lips, "Dude, unless you want to smoke another ciggy, I think I'm going to head back and grab a bite to eat. I'm starving!"

	From: sim	Date: January 28th, 2011 02:02 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Sim paused to see how he felt, he seemed okay for now and could probably last until the evening without having another smoke. He waved a hand at the blonde boy.

"Oh yeah, go ahead. I'm gonna stay here for a while, fresh air and all that." He grinned and got up, brushing off the seat of his pants which were now dirtier than before.

"Catch you later, bro" he said before shoving his hands in his pockets and wandering further into the woods.

	From: jake_frost	Date: January 28th, 2011 03:02 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Okay, dude, take it easy. Try not to get too much of that fresh air. It's addictive!", Jake teased. He gave Simon a pat on the back as he headed out of the woods.

Turning around, Jake called back, "Hey! Don't forget...one night I owe you some brewskis! We can either come out here or we can drive into town...I know some bartenders!"