"It's only the worst part if you wait." Bobby rarely waited. Most of the time, his cooking only came out with half-yield because he snacked on it during the cooking process. And the calorie thing was a lie-- he didn't count, and still got very fat during winter. Like a hibernating bear.

Once the oven dinged, the cupcakes were turned out to cool and the bacon was put in to crisp at a slightly lower temperature. Bobby stretched up on tiptoes to peer in the oven window. "Should take about 15, 20 minutes? Then your chocolate coffee milkshakes, and frosting and we've got a pre-game breakfast of champions!"