He squirmed, reddening more and more by the second. "Well I didn't think I was gonna talk about eating muffin mix off you." That was all kinds of dangerous. The talking about it, not so much the doing. Although, that could be dangerous. The thinking about it definitely was. He rubbed his face hard, trying to snap himself out of it.

"I'll do the flour again. And try not wear it this time." He looked down at himself. A cup of flour went a long way to cover someone.