To: Addy (adelaidelegaux@cci.edu)
From: Jools (julienlegallo@cci.edu)
Date: December 6, 2010, 11:33 PM
Subject: Can't sleep. I hate your life.

I don't know what in the world is going on, but one of the sophomores has lost her mind and is causing a panic around school about fingers in the woods. I think your idiot boyfriend volunteered to go look.

Honestly, Adelaide, why are you still with him?

I suppose logic fails when love beckons. I'd appreciate it if you stopped being an idiot about him. And before you tell me love is blind I just want to inform you that I will kick your ass back into reality. A bigot is a bigot and the idiot who falls in love with him is an idiot.

Do you really want to be an idiot?

I suppose I've ragged on you enough. I bet you're already in bed and dreaming of your bigot boyfriend. Shit. Still ragging.

I'm half tempted to sit up and google horrible images to send you. Can't sleep anyway, might as well do something entertaining.

Whatever, Laidey legs. I'll see you tomorrow. We should hit the quodpot field. Not that your team needs any more help. I think Gael's been letting you win on pain of death from Leon. It's the only reasonable explanation.

Sleep well idiot,
Jools