I wasn't actually asking, bullfrog, as I, unlike others who shall remain unnamed, am capable of completing several tasks at once. Such as: paying attention to Binns and writing to you, as neither requires much in the way of genuine concentration, hm? (That and the fact that he's given this lecture several times already, and I vaguely recall someone dragging me to a museum in Hamburg at fuck o'clock in the morning and asking me, repeatedly, to translate the texts on display. There's nothing Binns can teach you that I haven't already, so don't act like you're not drafting Quidditch strategies: I'm sitting next to you, you lackwit, and I can see what you're writing.) (Impressive stick-figuring, by the way. I particularly like the one in which Potter has a broken neck.)

It's not larceny: you're just borrowing them. God, how many times must we go through this. In any event: peace, land, and bread & circuses -- why shouldn't everyone suffer? (I know the joke you're attempting to make, Wilkes, and I find it not the least bit funny. Fuck off.)