"Hey!" Marney scolded Leland once again. She pointed her finger at the boy, her eyes narrowing with amusement. "My metaphorical dick is huge asshole. You should be jealous of it!"
She shut her mouth quickly when Eddie came back into the room and gave the girl a sweet smile. "As much as I hate agreeing with you Le, we do got a great kid to look out for." She ruffled Eddie's hair as she toddled by and about faced to follow her niece. "Lead the way Ed!"