Woah, woah, woah. HOLD THE PHONE. YOU. AND MARNEY SYKES.

Le is going to kill you bro.

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right? the hottie herself. she called me cute so i asked her out.

oh fuck bro. i never even thought about le. try to convince him not to kill me?

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She's a real freak if you know what I mean! I'm impressed hippie pie. That's grade A. Five star.

I'll do what I can man! You asked for it though when you asked the fox out!

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nice. im so stoked. you even know when the last time i had sex was? too long man. tooooooo long.

ffff, gonna be so worth it though.

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Don't wanna know kiddo! But you treat her right, kay? I gotta soft spot for Mar's...don't tell Tatum though.

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definitely. aint no other way to treat such a fine woman.

your secrets safe with me man. my lips are sealed.

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Taught you well I have little padowan hippie! But seriously, I'm keepin Le off your back for ya, so if you hurt her, imma have to be the one to hurt you.

Good. I don't think T likes hearing about my past exploits much. Which makes sense.

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no worries here lady m. i appreciate the big brother look out. he might be shorter than me but that guys huge. dont worry though, i aint got a mean bone in me.

yeah, i dont think she likes hearing about anyones past exploits.

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I know you don't kiddo! Just be careful. Older women are a whole different game.

Nope, probably not. But there aren't going to be any future ones, so that's somethin' right? Just Tate.

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oh shit man. so true. any advice?

y'all are so damn cute. it's about damn time you got together.

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Uh, don't act like a douche bag? Just be yourself kiddo. They appreciate that kind of thing. Just be nice and mature but don't try to hard.

Cute in reference to me doesn't work kid. I am not cute. Tate is though!

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ffffffffffff try to hard? me? hahaha. good one.

thats right, youre an effin bad ass. tater is adorable though, special when she gets all googly-eyed over you. :P

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She's really grabby. Just tossing that out there..

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I think I'm okay with that. xD

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Well if you need a rape whistle, I have some.

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Promise?

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Always.

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You're the best <3

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