wash_away commented on alwaysontop's post in blueridgeschool:

Leland grinned, probably a scary thing to behold considering all the blood. "Would bein' gay get me a better shot at gettin' laid by a fine lady like yourself?" If he were sober, he would realize how little sense his statement made but at the moment, he was the coolest dude at the party. "Come sit with me, I'mma fell-fall I'mma fall over."

"You are a saint. 'Cept you aint all mangled and shit like most saints, they get the short end of the stick man."