wash_away commented on alwaysontop's post in blueridgeschool:

After the fight with Sim had broken up Leland took some time to cool down on the porch with his twelve pack. He hadn't quite finished it, but had gotten through ten of them before stumbling back into the house. He bumped into things and people on his way through. "S'cuse me," he mumbled. "Hot girl at ten o'clock needs tending to."

Finally he made his way to Sylvia, easily one of the hottest girls in the school, and gave her a cheeky grin. "Hello well there. I must tell you," he grinned. "I am not wearing the same outfit as that nerd-o little Tater-tot and you have the finest ass in three states," he leaned in closer. "Wanna show off that nice rack?"