Eden had been doing her usual dance routine, getting knocked back by university bitches and making a general nuisance of herself. It was thirsty work, thirsty enough to require a large glug of punch, it had seemed, because the love potion had got to her too.

After drinking her punch she had felt weird. Fuzzy, kind of. As she stumbled outside, she tapped the tall, goofy kid next to her and motioned for a cigarette, looking up into his face as she was going to ask him to share. He was so tall.. and buff. Had her life been a lie so far? What the fuck had she been interested in girls for when this guy had been here the entire time. Staring up at him wide-eyed, Eden proceeded to grab his neck, drag him down to a more comfortable level and place a kiss right on his lips. His jaw was so chiseled!

"I fuckin' love ya" she blurted out, trying to put him into some sort of half nelson in case he tried to run away.

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Sasha was just about to hand over his cigarette case when the girl was suddenly tugging him down and firmly kissing him. He tried to pull away from the small girl but she was a toughie and had him in some sort of wrestling move. "What the hell?" he blurted in Russian.

"I do not mean to sound mean but I do not know you," he managed to grab her wrists and held her gently away from him. "Why are you kissing me?"

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"Don't fight it, darlin'" she protested, trying to twist her arms out of his grasp and not doing a good job. "Let's just go behind that tree, y'all can feel me up! Yer the most fuckin' beautiful thing I ever saw!"

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"How drunk are you?" he asked trying to really understand the situation. He didn't know her well but he was almost positive that she was a lesbian. "I do not take advantage of drunk girls," he said firmly. "How about we smoke our cigarettes and then go in for a nice drink of water?" he suggested.

"I am totally flattered that you think I am beautiful but the more you talk the more I realize you are completely deluded."

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Eden attached herself limpet-style to his waist and pouted up at him. "I only drunk a couple'a beers 'fore I even came here! I aint drunk!" Water was the last thing she wanted.

"Just say it!" she wailed, thumbing him in the chest. "Y'all think I'm too ugly for ya!"

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"Oh no," he said gently. "No, not at all. You are very pretty," he said patting her head and taking a long drag on his cigarette. "Do not think that... just... think about this whole thing. You do not even like boys!" This was insane.

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"What are you talking about dude! I fuckin' love boys. Pecks an' ya know, dicks an' shit. Love it!" She nodded at him, totally convinced and tried to lift his shirt up. "Can I touch your abs?"

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"Ahh!" he hadn't meant to scream when she scrambled to lift his shirt but it just came out. He pushed himself as close to wall as he could and held onto his shirt desperately. "No, no, no," he said holding it down. "You can not touch my abs!"

"You the hell put you up to this? Is Faith paying you?!"

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"Hey!" She pointed a finger in his face. "I aint a whore! My momma wasn't a whore and I sure as shit aint one! No one is paying me!" It seemed that even a love potion couldn't give Eden a more sunny disposition.

"Now let ya shirt up so I can lick ya abs!"

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"That is not what I meant!" Sasha said holding his shirt firmly in place. "I thought someone might have paid you to make me uncomfortable," he panicked. "Of course you are not a whore and I am sure your mother was a lovely woman, as are you!"

"You do not have to lick my abs! Please do not lick my abs," when he saw an opportunity he took off running, trying to get away from the small, angry girl as fast as possible. This dance was turning into a nightmare.

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