"Are you wearing a skirt" Eden said, a hint of disgust in her voice as she seemingly stepped out of the darkness. Parents weekend was usually a blast for her on account of not actually having parents. Her cousin Toni would come along though and try to bag herself a nice, rich daddy, which was exactly what she was doing at the alumni party right now, leaving Eden with an eighth of weed to keep her happy.
"I know I only met you once before but those legs look like they last saw daylight twenty years ago" she joked.